Seems four years ago, a Weimaraner owned by a couple of Russians named Boris and Natasha took a healthy piece of Kulhawik's thigh as she was jogging. No doubt under instructions from Fearless Leader, the two proved unrepentant, so Kulhawik sued. She reports on her testimony yesterday - and the verdict.

Think they'll just ride off into the sunset, though?

The Outraged Liberal, himself a recovering journalist, explains why this should matter beyond not having a familiar face on the tube every night: