Local man seeks advice:
If one were to look for a quiet restaurant at which to break up with a woman whom one has been seeing for a while, and one is married, where might one go? Yes, yes, bad, bad. Back Bay preferred, as is someplace VERY private, quiet, out of the way, yet public enough in case things get "messy."
Via Marc Hurwitz.
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Burger King Copley Square
By J Costello
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:06pm
Easy access to public transportation, cabs, or the MassPike, and bright enough you will be able to see the massive flaws of each other in your eyes, scumbag.
Right On, But In All Fairness...
By Suldog
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:19pm
... the person who asked for the info claims it is not for personal use, but rather for someone else to use.
(Whatever the case, I wouldn't expect it to turn out as cleanly as the person would hope. If we hear of an assault in a Back Bay restaurant sometime in the next couple of weeks, we might know why.)
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
You want to bring her out in public NOW?
By Nancy
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:19pm
How about the lounge at the Marriott? It's tucked away in a corner (mostly) hidden from view and you can dump her there.
However, and I speak as a woman who made a horrible lapse in judgement once, why do you think you should do it in public? Call her up and tell her whatever lie you'd spin if you were at a bar or a restaurant.
Then brace yourself.
basic safety
By BikerGeek
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:38pm
Perhaps she has a violent streak, or has made threats against him in the past, such that he fears what might happen if he confronts her with this news in private.
Yes, he's being a heel by cheating, but it's possible to not want to make things any worse than they have to be by being so tacky as to break up with her by telephone, or email, or other impersonal means.
Paging Paul Simon: 50 places to leave your lover
By adamg
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 12:21pm
Via Twitter, may take a couple seconds to pop up:
Fire and Ice
By dud
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:10pm
Because then she'll never want to go out with him again anyway.
Any of the Public Alleys
By Hunter
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:23pm
Preferably near a dumpster.
Easy!
By Brian Riccio
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:31pm
The bar at the Liberty Hotel! That's where all the masters of the universe shop for gumars.
No question
By John-W
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:54pm
Public Alley 909
I'd stay away
By GoBruins
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:56pm
From any Teppanyaki places. Too many accessible knives and that hot grill close by.
Be a man - let it get messy.
By NotWhitey
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:35pm
Be a man - let it get messy. When she hears 'it's not you - it's me,' she'll need to let off some steam.
there's a difference
By BikerGeek
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 8:44pm
between 'messy' and 'stabby'. Perhaps she's in the latter category.
perhaps
By slowman4130
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:09pm
he should have considered that in the first place
perhaps
By anon
Thu, 12/27/2012 - 11:40pm
He should stop lying to his wife about his mistress and vica versa.
I had a friend who was in this situation - she found out because the wife of the man who she thought was single came and took her to dinner and let her know that the rat bastard had lied to her. That part, at least, was civil enough that my friend dumped his ass hard and told him to go fuck himself when he tried lying to her more (and then told the wife that he had stopped by ...). The wife then divorced his ass and he came 'round again. Sorry again, asshole!
telepathy
By BikerGeek
Fri, 12/28/2012 - 12:57pm
Yeah, because you can instantly size up whether someone has a violent streak immediately, right when you start dating them. Based on that logic, that should mean domestic violence will never happen, right?
He's a bit slow
By Atwater Flinch
Fri, 12/28/2012 - 8:59am
Dude. It was already "messy."