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Man's ballsy performance on the Red Line catches attention of police
By adamg on Thu, 05/23/2013 - 6:28pm
Transit Police report they're looking for this guy for going balls to the wall on a hurtling Red Line train Sunday night.
According to police, the dude exposed himself to passengers on an outbound Red Line train between North Quincy and Wollaston around 9:50 p.m. He complemented his display with lewd comments - and a hairy-sac "Tea Bag" T-shirt.
If he looks familiar, contact detectives at 617-222-1050 or text an anonymous tip to 617-222-1050.
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Ballsy performance
This guy is a real dick!
Suggestion
If you're ever on the T when some guy decides to show everybody his junk, just say:
"That looks like a penis, only smaller"
Any other good lines?
My mom grew up in Chelsea and
My mom grew up in Chelsea and had been flashed probably 4-5 times in her teenage years. She said her go-to was to just point and laugh. They just run away.
"Yeah, I guess you could call
"Yeah, I guess you could call that a dick."
"Aww, look at that cute
"Aww, look at that cute little thing"
When riding the "T", one
When riding the "T", one should expect "T" bagging.
Maybe he was expecting a T
Maybe he was expecting a T employee to check his bag.
Sean? Is that you?
Sean? Is that you?
Proper response
40 years ago, my friend's mom, a very proper and well-heeled Yankee woman with tremendous personal and moral courage and a great sense of humor was walking through the park when a man, naked from the waist down, stepped into the path and asked, "Do you want me to stick this into you?"
Her response, completely deadpan: "Of course not. Don't be ridiculous."
Is that shirt supposed to be
Is that shirt supposed to be pro or anti-Rangers?