Wicked Local Brookline reports a Rawson Road resident called 911 to report she was out for a walk "when eight turkeys surrounded her and prevented her from passing."
Stinky visitor: A Grassmere Road resident called to report a skunk fell into the basement window well and couldn’t get out. The resident reported the skunk was sleeping there now.
As for this one, I'd like to personally buy whoever saw this and called the cops a beer:
Bike theft: A Beacon Street resident called to report he saw someone take a bike from the back alley and put it in his car and flee. When police caught up with the suspect, the man said he picked the bike out of the trash.
Honestly--those turkeys are no joke. I mean--even writing that makes me laugh but they are BIG! And MEAN! Especially in groups. So I'm withholding judgement on this one--we have plenty of other reasons to make fun of Brookliners.
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Adam, you miss the best ones!
As for this one, I'd like to personally buy whoever saw this and called the cops a beer:
Well ...
You know my turkey mania.
what I've gathered
From all these Brookline turkey incidents is that Brookline residents are a bunch of pussies.
Also, high maintenance
and very neutral.
Normally I might agree but
Honestly--those turkeys are no joke. I mean--even writing that makes me laugh but they are BIG! And MEAN! Especially in groups. So I'm withholding judgement on this one--we have plenty of other reasons to make fun of Brookliners.
Beset on all sides by the
Beset on all sides by the mighty wings of liberty, tyranny shall not pass!
Uhhhh
Some get these turkeys a calendar.
And some stuffing ...
And cranberries!