Christine Lane spotted this turkey patiently waiting for Main Street Video in Somerville to open this morning - no doubt so he could see the latest videos with hot chicks.
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This seems like an easy row to hoe.
By MC Slim JB
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 9:52am
"Do you have 'Gobbler Sandwich IV'? How about 'Bred for Breast Meat: The Basting'? 'Turkey Jerky Too'? No? Ah, screw it: I'll just take 'Home for the Holidays'."
Snuff films?
By anon
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 10:02am
www.marthastewart.com/917493/how-roast-turkey-101
If he was with TLF activists there
By anon
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 9:51am
it would have been a cock ring, likely to protest the use of turkey basters.
Adorable!
By Elmer
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 10:10am
Adds new meaning to
By bulgingbuick
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 10:13am
TLF.
Even our old hens have ample
By Turkey Liberati...
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 11:31am
Even our old hens have ample bosoms, enjoy good stuffing, and love the cock since we make our hot gravy fresh daily.
NSFW TLF?
By Neil
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 11:10pm
Love it TLF! Pump up your chest and shake your tail feather.
The bird is the word!
In the specialty section
By tachometer
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 11:47am
I bet he's into cuckolding videos.
Talk about a Peeping Tom.
By Badger
Tue, 10/04/2016 - 12:24pm
Talk about a Peeping Tom.
How are "adult bookstores" still a thing??
By ThatGuyFromRoxbury
Wed, 10/05/2016 - 11:58pm
With the advent of the Internet being available to virtually anyone and everyone, you'd think everybody would be getting their smut fix for free online by now. I can only imagine what sort of sleaze must crawl in and out of those doors keeping places like this afloat, lol.
I can think of one example: long-haul truckers.
By MC Slim JB
Thu, 10/06/2016 - 1:26am
It's a long, lonesome road between Wi-Fi hotspots. God knows where I read it, but I recall one bit of advice to new truckers from veterans about smoothing over roadside police stops: "Keep your copies of Hustler out of sight."
(Aside: I also have some lore about surviving in prison, not that I worry about needing it, just waiting for the night it comes in handy at pub trivia. Usually it's stuff like knowing which state's motto is "The Land of Enchantment". Nailing that one helped my team crush the competition at my local the other night, and we don't cheat on our iPhones like so many of the kids blatantly do. Despite having my two sports-trivia savants on hand, we were hanging our heads on the Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year for 2013 from the Broncos: we guessed Tebow -- it was Peyton. Peyton! Screw that pasty, shitty-chicken-parm-scarfing, lamely-limping-into-a-ring mope.)
I suspect that these places also do a brisk business in marital aids and gag gifts (no pun intended) for bachelor / bachelorette parties. Nobody wants that kind of purchase in their Amazon Prime history.
I've been around long enough to remember when Dumpling Cafe in Chinatown --- the best Taiwanese place in the neighborhood, with the city's best xiao long bao (look for "mini juicy buns with pork" or "with pork & crabmeat'), never mind the Phantom-inspired lines of white dopes at Gourmet Dumpling House, a distant third behind Taiwan Cafe -- was an adult bookstore. It had rap booths in the back, a fun relic to explain to youngsters.
Eh ...
By adamg
Thu, 10/06/2016 - 12:02am
They're still a thing the way regular bookstores and books are still a thing. Some people just appreciate the classics. Also, I'm led to believe they sell things besides just porn.
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