Hey, there! Log in / Register

So how cold will it be on Valentine's Day?

By adamg on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 8:11am

Wicked cold. Or as a National Weather Service forecaster opines:

VERY COLD TEMPERATURES WILL ATTEMPT TO MELT THE WARM HEARTS OF VALENTINES DAY. ...

AMBIENT TEMPERATURES ALONE WILL BE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS BELOW 0F...BUT COMBINED WITH THIS 20-30 MPH BREEZE...SUSPECT 15-25 BELOW ZERO WIND CHILLS ACROSS MUCH OF THE REGION.

Topics: 
Weather
Free tagging: 
Valentine's Day


Ad:


Like the job UHub is doing? Consider a contribution. Thanks!

Comments

By Scumquistador on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 8:48am.

whut?

up
Voting closed 0

By Cranky on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 9:02am.

I appreciate the humor, but that doesn't make any damned sense.

up
Voting closed 0

By Kinopio on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 10:05am.

Folks, you'd think a meteorologist would gauge the temperature of a room before making a joke!!1!

up
Voting closed 0

By baustin on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 1:02pm.

"Sorry Uncle Kent, I lost my thesaurus!"

up
Voting closed 0

By TubbButt on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 9:09am.

Cold temperatures will *melt* hearts? This sentiment violates the 1st Law of Thermodynamics.

up
Voting closed 0

By SwirlyGrrl on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 9:38pm.

Yeah, -20C would melt frozen CO2 ... well ... sublimate it.

Otherwise, this makes no sense.

up
Voting closed 0

By Malcolm Tucker on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 10:20am.

Granted, she says "December" instead of "February," but:

up
Voting closed 0

By anon on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 10:33am.

Finally a day to justify all the Canada Goose coats... this is what the thieves are getting ready for!

up
Voting closed 0

By The Frying Pan of Reality on Thu, 02/11/2016 - 3:35pm.

It seems that the NWS sticks verbal Easter eggs into their forecasts now and then. They're just as valid as any other forecast, but they're cleverly written, and very witty. Here's a really good one: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/133630313919533443/

Love it, and I want to see them keep doing it.

up
Voting closed 0