Daniel Guzman ran across this cute proposal this morning on a walk in Allandale Woods on the Jamaica Plain/West Roxbury line, marred by the fact that whoever made it felt compelled to also carve his or her feelings in the tree behind it.
The dead tree petition
Welds Woods! Across from Allandale!
Maybe the tree ninja has found love.
If it were just the rocks it would be easy.
That kind of sh*t makes me so mad.
I hope she tells him, "You killed a tree in my name? Get lost loser!"
This "prom proposal" thing works both ways.
The tree carving thing goes back a couple of centuries, though!
Except usually kids carved it into the bark. They didn't take a big slice of bark off. This kid didn't learn enough about xylem/phloem in biology class to understand what that does to a tree.
In this case, I'll allow my sexist thoughts to win and say that no girl would be that stupid (but plenty of guys would.)
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