Dick doc socked over schlong shots
A Suffolk Superior Court judge has ordered a Florida doctor and his wife to pay $13.5 million in penalties over the deceptive marketing methods they used in their now defunct Framingham erectile-dysfunction clinic, the state Attorney General's office reports.
State officials charged Dr. Kevin Hornsby and his wife Heidi let uncertified workers inject drugs into men's penises using older, generic drugs that had higher profit margins than newer oral medications such as Viagra and Cialis and which sometimes led to their own problems, such as erections lasting longer than four hours.
The attorney general's office says the two:
Were responsible for the deceptive marketing of medications and services relating to the treatment of erectile dysfunction at an unlicensed medical clinic in Framingham that went by the names Massachusetts Men’s Medical Clinic, Massachusetts Men’s Medical and Men’s Medical Clinic.
The defendants used various deceptive practices in widespread TV, print and radio advertising to market the erectile dysfunction services and treatments sold at their Framingham facility. According to the complaint, more than 4,000 consumers went to the unlicensed facility for care.
After the state first sued them in 2015, the Hornsbys declared bankruptcy, but the state says that will not relieve them of the responsibility to pay the $13.5-million judgment.
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Holy balls.
This has got to be in the running for best headline of the year.
Prominent and upstanding
Adam is a prominent headline writer and upstanding reporter to bring us such great reading without the pieces being overly long or hard to read.
Never purple prose either
;)
Agreed
Adam is a class act! :)
Adam Dice Clay
strikes again.
Truly worthy of a
pull-it surprise.
At first I thought it said
"dick sock schlock" thinking it was about malfunctioning condoms
If it makes you laugh ...
... it's a good headline.
hmmmmm...
Wonder if their hearing lasted longer than four hours & was surprised to learn the judge did did not include confinement in a a penal institution
Still ...
It was a pretty stiff fine.
At least he'll avoid hard time
Thank you, thank you.
Headline of the Year
Adam, you've outdone yourself.
I used to hear his ads on WBZ
I used to hear his ads on WBZ, and I figured it was all quackery. I was just amused that an ED doctor was named HORNsby.
Real or Porn names?
Dr. & Heidi Hornsby?
Stiff delivery
He doesn't dick around when it coot reporting the hard facts