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Wouldn't it be cool if the Patriots win the Super Bowl again and they do a follow-up ad?

Rob Gronkowski, you've just won the Super Bowl? What are you doing now?

NOT EATING TIDE PODS!

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“I can’t even believe I have to say this right now,” said Good Morning America‘s Diane Macedo. “They are brightly colored and they’re very nicely wrapped, but these Tide pods are not candy or pizza toppings or breakfast cereal—they are not edible.”

Target audience reached in time. Crisis averted.

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At least these ads are Interesting, unlike the games.. It's
the March of the Tomato Cans...

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Go Jaguars! Please.

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Go get a life, you suburban fraud! Please.

There is literally nothing more useless than an againsty person whose only purpose in life is to try and derogate others' enjoyment. Not even a wet paper bag, which at least you could dry out and set on fire. You are more useless than a wet paper bag. How does that feel?

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Wow, the irony and bitterness of this post are off the scale

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There is literally nothing more useless than an againsty person whose only purpose in life is to try and derogate others' enjoyment.

The Patriots playing a home game and their obnoxious fans coming into our beautiful neighborhood is derogating the residents' enjoyment. Unlike sportsball fans that yell, scream, piss, puke and then go back to back to where they live (usually allston, braintree and dorchester), i actually care about my neighborhood.

our neighborhood is a much better place when the Patriots are not playing.

- an actual boston resident unlike most sportball fans.

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Um, I'm going to wager that the stadium was there before you were. You bought the house - you bought it, you own it. Get over yourself.

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I don't know who would go to the game in Boston. The stadium is actually quite a bit farther south - In Foxboro.

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Lots of people congregate at our numerous sports bars throughout the city, causing enough disturbance in the past that during championship games police restrict traffic, institute parking bans, increase their presence around bars bordering college campuses, and instruct bars to stop admitting patrons after the third quarter.

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Yes, all those college kids do get out of hand at times. You know, those rich, out of state kids who come to Boston for the excellent schools? World class education and all that...

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who congratulated the Boston Patriots for winning the last super bowl.

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Year in, Year out and still won't shut up about your hate for Boston. To all readers who think LBB is bitter, SoBoYuppie has been doing this for years. He long follow a pattern of loathing anything "low brow" for lack of better word. So he goes looking down at vast swaths of people for nothing more than an accent or their job, refuse to adopt local vernacular to imposing what he thinks should be used, somehow hold himself as both a "local" but flaunts at any chance of being form somewhere else as a sign of superiority, cheers at any gentrification development regardless of merit of the actual development, hold himself so self-righteously at his he cares about his neighborhood, and looks down to anything related to Bostonian sports.

Every year I write this and I'll write this again. You live in Boston. You don't have to like everything - including Bostonian sports. But stop hating. Being Anti-Patriots right now, Anti-Celtics/Bruins 4 months from now, Anti-Red Sox 8 months from now does not make you a better/superior person.

Also last time I check Allston and Dorchester are both with Boston's borders. You might not live there, but they are fellow Bostonians too. Hell, even if you said Quincy or Cambridge (but I'm sure you would never cite Cambridge despite its technically not Boston), you should stop hating on whole groups too.

Can't wait to repeat this again next thread we do for literally did the past 5 years.

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I have family members who are sports fans and, as far as I am aware, I have yet to see them do all those things (well, maybe yell, but hey it is a game).

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I lived in the West Fens for 11 years, SoBo. I understand more than you ever could about "obnoxious fans coming into our beautiful neighborhood". I understood that when I moved there. Whatever you experience from fans who, for whatever obscure reason, come to your neighborhood (which has no major sports arena anywhere near it) to watch a playoff game -- in other words, for three or four days a year -- is a pale imitation of what it's like living right near the ballpark. I know what the experience is, and I know that what you're complaining about. But your knee-jerk screeching about it as soon as the name of a sports team is mentioned, is nothing short of neurotic.

The fact is, you're a weird sort of parvenu. You move to Boston (are you sure you still live there?) and immediately declared yourself the Authority On All Things Boston, the sole arbiter of what is worthy and what sucks. If it wasn't (per your childish term) "sportsball", it would be something else. You're just a cranky againsty person and you make yourself look like a fool with this silly pose.

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Addresses a real issue and has the perfect man for the job.
Brand awareness and safety awareness.

Now as for these pods themselves...

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A few years ago there was an enlightening Op-Ed authored by a young man who took an alternate viewpoint.

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Did he make this to remind himself not to eat Tide Pods?

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But he (or his parents) helped surround him with some mighty smart people. He banks all of his NFL money and is actually living off all of his sponsor money. Someone is looking out for him and his future after he's done beating his body up for our pleasure.

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He plays around, but doesn't cheat.

No mystery babies.

Doesn't get in trouble of other sorts.

Enjoys his life yet doesn't end up in stupid macho nonsense situations.

Somehow, he manages to project overgrown teenager while, in reality, being a responsible adult.

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Hits a guy who is down with a forearm to the back of the head, giving him a concussion and risking giving him a spinal cord injury. All for no reason after the play is over.

And only gets suspended for one game. He's brilliant all right.

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of those “shithole countries” have to warn their own children not to eat laundry detergent.

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Zero. Shithole countries can't afford Tide Pods.

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from one of the most foremost practitioners of idiotic behavior.If that moron wasn't in football, he'd be the most annoying bagger at Market Basket.

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How many drunk driving incidents?
How many girlfriend beating incidents?
How many babies fathered?
How many drug and weapon incidents?
No-helmet motorcycle crashes?
Underage girl situations?
Jetski conflagrations?

Admit it - he plays the fool, parties and enjoys life, and yet leaves no trail of destruction whatsoever! Amazing feat.

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Yet!

Give it time. I can see the CTE has already started to creep in and I'm just a layman. Such an inspiration for today's impressionable yutes!

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Yet?

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Especially in the age of #MeToo!

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Are you saying that he's responsible in his youth, but won't be later?

Doesn't that usually go the other way?

I'd put money on ethanolic brain cell murder more than CTE if so. Yo Soy Fiesta!

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Apparently this is a craze among our youth, I'm almost ashamed to say.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/01/13/teens-a...

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This whole "trend" of bubble-wrapped adrenaline challenged kids using whatever they are allowed to touch for an illicit danger thrill will come to a flaming halt when somebody invents a jello shot type of thing that looks like a laundry dumpling.

Blood Orange vodka on one side, Blue Curacao on the other, and yer moms. Game over.

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Blood Orange vodka on one side, Blue Curacao on the other,

I am definitely down for a box of those.

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