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Wait, this is 2020 and we haven't had a single Fitchburg Line train attacked by an Albertosaurus yet

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I'm still waiting for the inevitable, autumnal news of a leavesasaurus attack.

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Even if dinosaurs return, December's extinction-level asteroid impact will take care of them (and us, too).

Attack a Fitchburg train? There are no passengers so there is nothing to snack on.

They run on diesel, which is a fossil fuel.

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Shouldn't we be worried about the Market Basket attacks instead?

One of my favorite T-shirts, featuring Albertosaurus: "Badlands Bicycle Club - No Hands". Found at the Royal Tyrell Museum Gift Shop:
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... a nearby resident carried the skeleton a couple blocks over to Rindge Avenue, where it is on display in their yard.

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Would the MBTA_CR Twitter feed and alerts file that under 'Signal Issue' or 'Mechanical Problem'? Probably not 'Slippery Rail'...