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Citizen complaint of the day: Somebody in Allston seems particularly distraught over the Slutcracker cancellation

A not-at-all-sleep-deprived citizen filed a 311 complaint at 4:59 a.m. on Monday to report "overflowing trash and black dildos" at 31 St. Lukes Rd. off Comm. Ave. in Allston. Submitted as evidence was a blurry photo of same (ed note: Which appears to show two of them).

Public Works, of course, sent a crew out as soon as the shop opened, but reports that by the time they got there at 7:47 a.m.:

No violation found, upon arrival building maintenance was on scene cleaning up area. Will monitor property.

Earlier:
Slutcracker throws in the vibrator, cancels remainder of performances due to Covid-19.

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I thought you were blaming the mess on the Slutcracker production.

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n/t

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Slutcracker WAS there!

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is always annoying regardless of the contents.

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Are all dildos illegal in Alabama or only the black ones?

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...was the friends we made along the way

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"overflowing". Pretty standard size, really.

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