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Citizen complaint of the day: Somebody in Allston seems particularly distraught over the Slutcracker cancellation

By adamg on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 11:41am

A not-at-all-sleep-deprived citizen filed a 311 complaint at 4:59 a.m. on Monday to report "overflowing trash and black dildos" at 31 St. Lukes Rd. off Comm. Ave. in Allston. Submitted as evidence was a blurry photo of same (ed note: Which appears to show two of them).

Public Works, of course, sent a crew out as soon as the shop opened, but reports that by the time they got there at 7:47 a.m.:

No violation found, upon arrival building maintenance was on scene cleaning up area. Will monitor property.

Earlier:
Slutcracker throws in the vibrator, cancels remainder of performances due to Covid-19.

Neighborhoods: 
Allston
Free tagging: 
311
St. Lukes Road


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Comments

By anon on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 12:11pm.

I thought you were blaming the mess on the Slutcracker production.

By SwirlyGrrl on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 12:25pm.

By blues_lead_01 on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 1:40pm.

n/t

By anon on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 2:30pm.

Slutcracker WAS there!

By downtown-anon on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 2:36pm.

is always annoying regardless of the contents.

By Fenway Crank on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 3:56pm.

Are all dildos illegal in Alabama or only the black ones?

By starstrewn on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 7:36pm.

...was the friends we made along the way

By Tim Mc. on Tue, 12/21/2021 - 11:15pm.

"overflowing". Pretty standard size, really.