By adamg on Tue., 11/2/2021 - 7:49 am
Ed. election-night note: Perhaps, based on tonight's results, I should have gone with a headline like "Tiny minority of MAGAts waste money to rent electric signboard in West Roxbury."
Election Day dawned at the Holy Name Rotary in West Roxbury as it always does: With the fence along Holy Name School festooned with candidate signs. This year, they were joined with a highway sign blaring out the phrase the slightly more polite insurrection supporters use instead of "Fuck Joe Biden."
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Is that an official highway sign?
By Snoofy
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 7:56am
If so, that has to be a violation of so many rules. And probably laws.
Slow down, these are readily
By anon
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:48am
Slow down, these are readily available for rent.
relax francis
By J.R. Dobbs
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:05am
you can open these "locks" with a Fonzi-tap and reprogram them in under 3 minutes
What's a Fonzi-tap?
By Jeff F
Thu, 11/04/2021 - 3:04pm
Completely innocently inquiring minds want to know...
The Fonz (Henry Winkler)
By Rob
Thu, 11/04/2021 - 7:35pm
The Fonz (Henry Winkler) tapping the jukebox.
Silver lining
By emac
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:51am
I don’t always remember that Joe Biden won by seven million votes, but when I do I’m very happy. Thanks to the sign guy!
Who owns that?
By Ari O
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 7:56am
Often those highway signs are owned by public entities. Might be worth poking around to see if there's a sticker saying who owns that. (And if you happen to find the battery disconnect while you're doing said poking, well, all the better.)
Nice to see this morning
By Michael
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:08am
It's really starting to feel like this country has about ten years left in it at most.
10 yrs is generous
By MikeBoston
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:58am
We're plotting our move abroad within 5 years.
When one in five of your fellow citizens believe that our government is run by a cabal of blood drinking pedophiles, that heavyset woman in the corner is pulling out her sheet music.
It's everywhere
By cybah
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:19am
I've thought about doing this.. but where?
UK has its own issues just like ours. Canada.. Same. Australia, same.
Even socialism loving Sweden has 'conservative parties' working against its social system. There is a large movement to dismantle their public healthcare system and move to private payer. Yes really.
The political grass isn't greener anywhere else. Sure drinking dish soap vs bleach won't kill you right off, but eventually it will.
Sometimes I feel like all of this is being spearheaded by someone outside the country and is happening in other countries too. (Think Brazil, UK).. just seems to be a higher force trying to break up the world's governments via misinformation and chaos.
Sometimes I feel like all of
By Milwaukee Mike
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:28am
See: Putin, Vladimir
See also
By anon
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:17am
Bannon, Steve. who actually went to all those countries before their elections trying to get the RW candidates elected.
See also
By Bob Leponge
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 6:03pm
See: Murdoch, Rupert
Yeah
By BostonDog
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:28am
I think a lot of the shit is being stirred up by a few foreign governments who realized how easy it is to twist people's emotions when there's no accountability plus a few corporations (Facebook, Fox) who found how profitable conflict can be.
I gotta figure this is how the world felt in the 1930s, shortly before WWII.
twitter and facebook open it up....
By Pete Nice
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:36am
There was an account on twitter that I saw kept getting retweeted with some funny memes, so I followed and saw something amazing. This account (from a guy who considered himself an "anarchist") was mostly funny memes about pop culture and everyday life, but 25% of them were anti-government, pro guns, anti-cop, anti tax, stuff that actually kind of fascinated me because I didn't know the extreme it could come to. This account had 25k followers and many of them had the same ideas. If you go further down the twitter wormhole you see many large accounts like this sharing their ideas.
The funny thing about a lot of the "followers" though, is that they seemed to be doing it for social media attention, and not for the cause (anarchism in this case). It was a way to gain more followers. You have women showing cleavage and putting anti government memes in front on it in text, people retweeting mask fights in gas stations, or school choice meetings were things got out of control. Add in a snarky comment and the likes and retweets start to come in.
Of course these groups are all anti-vax, with "government" being the enemy. Bring up the conspiracy theory that the government invented Covid and private companies invented the vaccines to combat it (as good of a conspiracy theory as any right?) and the anti government logic can't fight it. But the social sense of belonging remains. How many followers can I get? How many hearts (likes) do I get? Did I get these likes because of my memes or my boobs? Does it matter?
It's the guns.
By J.R. Dobbs
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:43am
There's just way too many here and I'd rather play the odds and live in a less armed country.
When this all finally goes down (and read the room everyone, we're on the precipice of balkanization) tens of thousands of unhinged lunatics who believe in Pizza parlor sex dungeons and Democrats eat christian babies for immortality) have arsenals of automatic weapons, explosives, and a sympathetic political party that encourages them to do what's necessary to save America from Satan.
Two Democratic Senators have been openly bribed to block everything Biden proposes while GOP Reps Boebert & Gaetz are joking, JOKING via tweet about blowing up metal detectors at the Capitol Building with Tannerite.
The midterms are going to be violent, chaotic, and likely bloody. And we're not gonna fix this just by "Getting Out The Vote".
The grand experiment is over and we failed.
The majority of shootings in
By Karen
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:44am
The majority of shootings in Massachusetts are by unregistered people with guns. Focus there before you come for the law abiding gun owners.
Exactly
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 12:21pm
I can't recall reading a gun (expletive) story on UH that didn't include the phrase "obliterated serial number."
And where do those guns come from?
By fungwah
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 1:34pm
I'm pretty sure the unregistered people with guns aren't building them themselves.
Exactly
By tblade
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 5:50pm
Almost all of these guns start as a legal guns. So legal gun owners are either committing crimes after the purchase or they are so negligent and irresponsible and are allowing their guns to be stolen.
The only way to disrupt the “illegal†gun market is to impose painful financial liabilities to gun manufacturers every time one of their weapons is recovered in any crime, weather it be a shooting or simple illegal possession.
400 million guns in the US
By MikeBoston
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 12:12pm
Enough for every man, woman and child and every 4th person gets 2. It's true, we're done folks, it was fun while it lasted.....
Boebert
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 12:23pm
Is the grand prize if you're into good-looking bat(expletive) crazy chicks.
Good-looking?
By lbb
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 2:58pm
I mean, wow, dude. Get that prescription checked.
Hardo
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 5:29pm
You want to play the "not hot" card, okay, but she's not Tammy Faye (expletive) Bakker. My contacts are fine.
There's no accounting for
By MC Slim JB
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 11:39pm
taste, but dumber-than-dirt, loud, and proud of both has always been a shriveler for me.
Putin
By Miaow
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:44am
To some extent. I attended a very interesting FBI presentation about how Russia and other enemies use the issues that divide us to stir up further discontent through planting misinformation. Of course we probably do the same to our enemies
Besides which...
By lbb
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:48am
Besides which, who would take you?
Well-to-do Americans assume they can just go to some other country and be welcomed with open arms. Look at how we treat others who come here because they don't like it here, and you probably have a better idea.
If you're an American and want to move to another country
By J.R. Dobbs
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:56am
Being well to do is most often, all that really matters.
With some money and a halfway decent legal counsel you can pretty much go anywhere you want.
Well to do isn't enough, you also have to be healthy many places
By mg
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 12:53pm
For example, don't try emigrating to many Commonwealth countries if you have chronic illness or disabilities. New Zealand, Australia, Canada, etc. don't accept anyone who might need their health care systems for more than routine maintenance.
We treat others
By ScottB
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:04am
Who come here with a bunch of money very well. You can get an EB-5 visa if you've got a million bucks to spend on a business which will create 10 jobs in the U.S. There are plenty of countries which will let you buy your way in.
My husband is a US/French
By redheadedjen
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 3:54pm
My husband is a US/French citizen. We are past the 5 year mark so when I pass a language test, I might be able to move to France but with what money?
Sweden
By cybah
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 5:46pm
Sweden has a pretty loose immigration law. I believe the only requirement is that
1) Live in Sweden for at least 2 years
2) Learn and Speak fluent Swedish
That's it. They will allow anyone.
And FWIW much like Brexit and here, it's a sticking point in politics... the whole "We're paying for healthcare for people I don't like" is identical there like it is here. They don't want people from other countries coming to Sweden for the healthcare and social services.
Racism and fear of people you don't know is alive and well in other countries.
But yes you're right, most countries won't take Americans or its such a high cost to do so (Canada is like this... costs a TON for an American to immigrate to Canada)
The list of where you can go
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:27am
Also gets much shorter if you don't speak any other languages.
Being solely Anglophilic and the very concept of nation-states are more powerful jails than Leavenworth.
No amount of secret-handshake signaling
By MC Slim JB
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:11am
like ten-year-olds with a cardboard clubhouse is going to prevent the Orange Turd from ranking among the two or three worst presidents in history. Biden has a long way to go before he falls into that very special company.
Unfortunately
By cybah
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:13am
You'd swear he was by the way I hear some of the DEMOCRATS talk:
"BuT He'S NoT CaNceLeD StUdEnT DeBt YeT"
"WhAt I wAnTeD iSnT InClUdEd In THe BiLl"
Yep we get it, he didn't do what he said he would do. But you're not helping. I am sure a orange turd would love to come back in power, is that you you want?
Take a seat and realize no politician is going to do every thing you want. I'll take a boring Biden over Orange Shit in a Diaper any day.
You and I know that
By J.R. Dobbs
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:50am
But the kids don't.
They voted and expected something in return immediately because their brains are conditioned for instant gratification.
Combine that with a laughable educational system and you've got a bunch of angry idiots upset because they dont know how government works.
Most of the kids didn't even vote. But noe you've got a decent chunk of them who did vote already pissed off that Biden didn't do "X, Y, or Z".
Democrats are going to get crushed and, as always, they can only blame themselves.
If you understood how federal
By Elise
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:42am
If you understood how federal student debt worked you'd be upset about it too. The government earns a profit off of student loans and it would cost the country nothing to forgive it. It would also be a major stimulus to the economy. All and all its a really dumb thing to put off doing.
"the kids"?
By lbb
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 12:01pm
You've got some pretty elderly kids there, pops. The demographic most likely to bleat "Vote Blue no matter who!" and consider their civic duty done if they show up every two years to flip a lever is solidly middle-aged.
Some people
By brianjdamico
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:10am
don't think they exist in the same world as the rest of us do. "If we don't get everything we want, we want nothing" + the "We won't give you anything" opposition = an entirely predictable result of nothing changing. If you think that nothing is better than something, I'll gladly hand you the knife to cut off your nose.
It's incredible to watch criticism of two specific US Senators right now. As best I can tell, there's 52 out of 100 that are not saying yes to some proposed legislation right now; putting all the weight on the power of 2 out of 52 seats is missing the forest for the trees. If you had no idea how this worked, you might think that passing bills requires 100/100 votes and there are 2 "no" votes holding everything up.
We need to get back to being reasonable and rational. We don't even have to like each other or get along with each other to act reasonably and rationally!
You buried your best point
By Will LaTulippe
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:34am
Do we as a people learn nothing from watching Curb Your Enthusiasm? Two things stand out from 11 seasons:
1) Larry telling Richard Lewis "(Expletive) you, and I'll see you tomorrow!" Both men recognize that they're still friends with common interests who are simply shutting it down for the day.
2) Whenever someone goes off on someone else, it's over a breach of etiquette, or a breach of morality. I can't recall during the entire run of the series a character assailing another character's intelligence.
Curb is, oddly, the picture of a utopian society: People who fight (because we're going to do that to entertain ourselves at a bare-ass minimum) over the etiquette of parking spaces and toilet paper hoarding because they have no serious problems with their wealth, education, health, or shelter.
Also, Chicken
By John Costello
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 11:55am
Please do not forget the greatest episode of tv ever. We can fight, but at the end of the day, good chicken is good chicken.
And yet...
By lbb
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 12:07pm
Easy to say when "something" is good enough to get by. It isn't, always. Throwing a ten foot rope to people drowning 50 feet from shore is arguably "something", but the people in need of help will still drown. For 40 years now, "something" policies have resulted in more and more people simply not having what they need to survive. Should they cheer and vote for that "something"?
But here and now
By brianjdamico
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 5:59pm
is the "nothing" option the best one? What if it's a negative feedback loop and doing nothing means those who could do (and want to do) more are yanked from power because they did nothing?
I don't disagree with you that doing less than enough, over and over again, is not helping those who still need the help. But if we measured success only as having done the full, right thing, right away, we've definitely not passed that test.
Which will be cold comfort...
By lbb
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:49am
...when the ten-year-olds win the next round, and all the rounds thereafter.
From the mind of a child
By tachometer
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:11am
When I was in elementary school we would say, "Shhhh...it's around the corner!" and squee with delight that we had found a way to bypass the authority figures' ban on swearing and avoid potential trouble for it.
Then I grew up.
Any adult that uses the "Let's go Brandon" expression today should follow that same path.
Maybe you forget
By anon
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 10:32am
Pussy hats.
Remind Me
By Pete X
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 11:26am
What exactly were pussy hats referring to? I think it's something some republican said...
Classy
By brianjdamico
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:26am
I'm glad to see our race to the bottom of the American experiment continues. Where will we sink to next?
Whose Sign?
By SouthSt
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 8:41am
Does anyone have any idea whose sign it is? Are the "back the blue" folks out there connected to Holy Name in some way or just... real enamored of that rotary?
FWIW
By BostonDog
Tue, 11/02/2021 - 9:06am
The "Let's Go..." slogan seems kinda mild as political taunts go these days. Given that almost everyone I know uttered the phrase "Fuck Trump" with some frequency, the fact the others are saying the same about Biden in 3rd grade code doesn't really bother me. It's all the other things they say which are disgusting. (Say what you want about Biden, but at least respect democracy.)
Obviously, if that's a government owned sign, someone has a lot of explaining to do.
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