Around 2:30 p.m. today, Josh Deering reported from car 1238 on an Orange Line train hurtling downtown:
There is porn playing over the speakers of the orange line train I'm on right now @MBTA, makes for interesting station announcements.
Car 1238 is one of the old cars, granted with the wood paneling you'd expect for the sort of rec room where you'd bring out the VCR to play porn, but can you imagine what you could do on one of the newer 1400-series cars, with the big video screens?
H/t Ari Ofsevit.
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English high school dismissal
By Commuter
Tue, 05/17/2022 - 10:51pm
English high school dismissal time, it’s become a popular activity for them to open the doors of the cabs (often unlocked) and make announcements.
Omg I’d die of awkwardness
By Karl M
Tue, 05/17/2022 - 11:05pm
Omg I’d die of awkwardness
If you are a seasoned rider
By anon
Tue, 05/17/2022 - 11:21pm
If you are a seasoned rider since the No Assing Rough peel off sticker letters on each door, you're unphased by now.
Next stop, Jacking Square
By ScottB
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 12:30am
Or Ass-embly. Or Backdoor Bay.
To be appropriate to the setting it'd have to be 1970s porn with pornstaches and all.
And of course how could I forget that classic
By ScottB
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 12:12pm
Debbie Does Dot.
Sounds like
By anon
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 6:26am
School kids got access to train cab and decided to drive the older riders crazy which they do everyday when school gets out.
Red LIne
By Hunter
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 7:24am
"Entering Andrew"
This reminds me of a dirty joke
By cybah
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 8:03am
This reminds me of a dirty joke we used to tell each other as kids.
"A kid was showering with his dad when he looked down and saw his dad's johnson and asked what it was. 'That's my train.'
The next day he was showering with his mom and looked at her breasts and asked what they were, 'Those are my headlights.' Then he pointed to her hairy lady parts and asked what that was, 'that's my tunnel.'
Late at night, the kid woke up scared so he asked to sleep with mom and dad. In the middle of the night he wakes up and screams..
Mommie Mommie turn on your head lights, Daddy's train is going into your tunnel!!!
super
By Luke Warmer
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 8:53am
gross
We were not
By cybah
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 11:05am
We were not right as kids.....
We were not
By cybah
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 11:05am
We were not right as kids.....
Well, some of the MTA cars in
By Anon
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 9:25am
Well, some of the MTA cars in New York do have floor to ceiling poles in the middle of the aisle; provided that it didn't cause an ADA issue, maybe those could be added.
Trust me
By cybah
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 11:05am
The stuff I've seen online that is done to those poles.. and in MTA train stations is enough to make me wanna bathe in hand sanitizer after riding..
I'm in way over my head
By Scratchie
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 2:43pm
[img]https://media.giphy.com/media/xT5LMLX0UZn4Eqjq8w/g...
T Spekaers
By anon
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 9:44am
I'm surprised anyone could even understand what it was, given that any time a T driver makes a legitimate announcement it is completely unintelligible.
Years of practice
By eeka
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 12:50pm
I'm going to assume the folks who recognized porn over garbled speakers are probably fellow Gen-Xers who, as adolescents/young adults, watched scrambled porn on paid cable channels that the subscriber didn't pay for.
I had a college roommate who was a master at squiggle porn. We would all watch and listen, trying to figure out what was going on, then see if we were on the right track when a clear picture would pop up for a second every minute or so, and this person was just amazing at figuring it out.
Reading Playboy for the articles huh.....?
By Pete Nice
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 2:45pm
I always thought
By Will LaTulippe
Wed, 05/18/2022 - 4:44pm
Stony Brook sounded like a porn name.
Change halfway there
By jmeltzer
Thu, 05/19/2022 - 7:15am
if you want to reach Wonderland.
Musical Porn
By Don't Panic
Thu, 05/19/2022 - 12:31am
Barry White - I'm Gonna Love You Just A Little More Baby
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