More poison ivy coming

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Many moons ago when Magoo was camping, or, woods living, as Magoo is apt to call it,
Magoo had a major case of the uh ohs. The uh ohs are what Magoo calls, the Reah-reah, or diarrhea. Anywho, Magoo was hard camping meaning there were no toilets but what natures bounty had to offer. Magoo was in the bush with the Uh ohs for some time and unbeknownst to Magoo, Magoo used poison ivy to clean Magoo’s bummy after having the uh ohs. Magoo will leave it to your imagination on how Magoo felt afterwards. Needless to say, Magoo had to go to the doctors for an undercarriage inspection. The uh ohs in this case certainly deserved their name. Be careful when doing your beeswax in the woods. Magoo.

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
You can look but you better not touch

Poison ivy, poison ivy
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Poison ivy comes a-creepin' around

She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
If you let her under your skin

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around