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311 complaint of the day: The dildo tosser of the South End

By adamg on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:09pm

A concerned resident filed a 311 complaint today about "adult toys and other garbage left on sidewalk" at Warren Avenue and Clarendon Street in the South End. With a photo of said adult toys, in case you're unfamiliar with what they look like.

Earlier:
Citizen complaint of the day: Is that a traffic sign on your pole or are you just glad to see me?

Neighborhoods: 
South End
Free tagging: 
311
Warren Avenue
Clarendon Street


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Comments

By Homer Bedloe on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:13pm.

the ‘new’ South End is just the ‘old’ South End after all.

Hooray.

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By John Costello on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 2:26pm.

...In that alleyway (the steps) between Dartmouth Place and Appleton Street?

Does the gravel still make sounds at night in the alleyways?

If that is so, then yes, it is still the old South End.

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By Lee on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 3:45pm.

Unless you are asking for a friend.

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By cybah on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:01pm.

That was you?!?

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By anon on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:35pm.

Haaaaabababa

By CopleyScott17 on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:14pm.

n/t

By Friartuck on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:24pm.

Big is not always the best!

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By Ah-Clem on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 12:35pm.

Did you drop something?

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By anonymous coward on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 1:29pm.

I woke up this morning
With a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again

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By Former Westroxer on Wed, 10/23/2024 - 10:53am.

Thank you AC!

By Lee on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 1:35pm.

… in certain directions. These could be urban trail markers. Best not move them.

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By BostonDog on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 2:02pm.

There's a lot of dicks in this city.

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By MisterMagooForYou on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 2:23pm.

Nothing. That is all. But nothing is not all because after nothing Magoo said that is all and that is all is something. Magoo.

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By Cleary Squared on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 4:33pm.

God only knows what kind of florid prose we would have witnessed regarding this subject.

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By anon on Wed, 10/23/2024 - 8:18am.

Speaking of dildos and Magoo appears, how appropriate.

By jmeltzer on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:43pm.

I actually considered giving Magoo a like.

I didn't, but I considered it.

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By Sock_Puppet on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 3:12pm.

As if this perp wants to get nailed.

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By anon on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 4:40pm.

She's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up good vibrations (Oom bop, bop, good vibrations)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Good good good good vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)

By anon on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:25pm.

I'm waiting for the appearance of Steely Dan Tell 'em Willian S. Boroughs sent ya.

By anon on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 5:36pm.

Degeneracy

By anon on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 9:06pm.

sounds like the work of Dildo Baggins

By hydeparkish on Tue, 10/22/2024 - 11:02pm.

Did anyone do the appropriate amount of recon to confirm these aren't donated items?!

And way to go Adam....the Globe wouldn't touch this story.

By Muerl on Wed, 10/23/2024 - 8:47am.

That was my though as well, though if they were placed neatly to be reused someone picked them up and spread them around the sidewalk, if you look at the picture.

By ScottB on Wed, 10/23/2024 - 9:51am.

Not without heavy-duty gloves, at least. I have a pretty good idea where those have been.

By eddie on Wed, 10/23/2024 - 10:40am.

pet stores, baby strollers, and "concerned residents"... it was the gayborhood. Get over it. Otherwise, the leafy suburbs are calling your name and the real city dwellers are saying "don't let the door hit you..."

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