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Citizen complaint of the day: Look at that hole! Look at it!
By adamg on Sun, 06/09/2024 - 1:39pm
A really aggravated citizen filed a 311 complaint about two holes somebody dug in the lawn at Christopher Columbus Park, to the point of gathering three fellow citizens by one of them to point at it, just in case Parks workers doubt them or something:
Two 10” holes about 10’ apart are still in the lawn at Christopher Columbus Park under the trees. Can someone please fill these in before someone breaks an ankle? The exercise classes are practically on top of them. I reported this last year and nothing was done about it.
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He is a good boy.
He is a good boy.
Ratatouille falling on hard
Ratatouille falling on hard times. Looks like he isnt welcome at the Cheese Shop anymore and has to live in the Park.
lemme guess
Karen, Karen, and Karen?
yes
And the person who dug the hole: Sam, the selfish loser.
Who names their dog Sam?
Who names their dog Sam?
What dog takes away the dirt they dig...
after digging a SQUARE hole?
why would it bother you that
why would it bother you that some people who use the park would like the lawn level... to be useful for things that people do in parks.
Having any standards at all for public spaces makes someone a Karen?
Everyone looks like a Karen...
when you're a selfish inconsiderate ahole.
They only want
to be made whole.
Do we know
... how many holes it takes to fill Faneuil Hall?
Forget…
Forget “look for the helpers.” & look for the pointers. This is silly. Get a life.
Why?
A group of people took a humorous photo to submit a standard work request on the city's system specifically for such requests.
You find that objectionable?
Somebody?
Are we sure that "somebody" who dug the hole isn't an animal? Anyway, it makes me think of the "Seinfeld" episode with the subculture of people who dig holes in Central Park at night.
Whhaaaatt?
That's a Seinfeld episode about that!?? I can't believe there's an episode I didn't see! Well, there's my priority for the day - watching that episode!
Ironically, this 311 report
Ironically, this 311 report was logged just after someone logged one to report that someone stole their kimchi from Christopher Columbus Park.
Is the 311 department really
Is the 311 department really equipped to handle stolen kimchi?
Wait a minute
Was the kimchi buried in the hole?
Yes.
Yes.
That is one way of making kimchi, right?
Seal the ingredients in an earthenware jar or jug and bury it for a while to ferment - or am I mixing up with some other culture/dish?
Pretty sure that joke went
Pretty sure that joke went over everyone's heads.
You are right, though I also recall people making Sauerkraut that way as well. My dad mentioned once his German grandmother would ferment it in the basement rather than bury it, but that others would bury it.
The hole looks a bit small for a dutch oven, otherwise I would have thought Bean Hole Supper (which, feels wrong to write with an actual r)
Thank you
Thank you
Visiting celebrity?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwLn_His9Yw
Magoo sez
Sawweee. Magoo had to go poopsies. Magoo.
Real smart. Common sense is
Real smart. Common sense is not too common. How do know that thinking is not required if u can stand next to earth becoming a sink hole when it it especially abutting and ocean?
Think like a gopher
What is something that happens...
When you forget to reserve a pickleball court?
Filling a hole with dirt
Huh?
There's not an app for that?