A really aggravated citizen filed a 311 complaint about two holes somebody dug in the lawn at Christopher Columbus Park, to the point of gathering three fellow citizens by one of them to point at it, just in case Parks workers doubt them or something:
Two 10” holes about 10’ apart are still in the lawn at Christopher Columbus Park under the trees. Can someone please fill these in before someone breaks an ankle? The exercise classes are practically on top of them. I reported this last year and nothing was done about it.
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He is a good boy.
By Rwgfy
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 1:45pm
He is a good boy.
Ratatouille falling on hard
By anon
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 2:04pm
Ratatouille falling on hard times. Looks like he isnt welcome at the Cheese Shop anymore and has to live in the Park.
lemme guess
By Kokernutz
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 1:52pm
Karen, Karen, and Karen?
yes
By eddie van halen
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 1:58pm
And the person who dug the hole: Sam, the selfish loser.
Who names their dog Sam?
By Brody
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 7:15pm
Who names their dog Sam?
What dog takes away the dirt they dig...
By eddie van halen
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 6:37am
after digging a SQUARE hole?
why would it bother you that
By anon
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 2:15pm
why would it bother you that some people who use the park would like the lawn level... to be useful for things that people do in parks.
Having any standards at all for public spaces makes someone a Karen?
Everyone looks like a Karen...
By eddie van halen
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 6:45am
when you're a selfish inconsiderate ahole.
They only want
By Sator
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 8:09pm
to be made whole.
Do we know
By perruptor
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 10:56pm
... how many holes it takes to fill Faneuil Hall?
Forget…
By M. Sanchez
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 3:28pm
Forget “look for the helpers.” & look for the pointers. This is silly. Get a life.
Why?
By BostonDog
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 6:49am
A group of people took a humorous photo to submit a standard work request on the city's system specifically for such requests.
You find that objectionable?
Somebody?
By anon
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 3:49pm
Are we sure that "somebody" who dug the hole isn't an animal? Anyway, it makes me think of the "Seinfeld" episode with the subculture of people who dig holes in Central Park at night.
Whhaaaatt?
By Keiko
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 9:57am
That's a Seinfeld episode about that!?? I can't believe there's an episode I didn't see! Well, there's my priority for the day - watching that episode!
Ironically, this 311 report
By Rob
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 4:54pm
Ironically, this 311 report was logged just after someone logged one to report that someone stole their kimchi from Christopher Columbus Park.
Is the 311 department really
By anon
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 5:10pm
Is the 311 department really equipped to handle stolen kimchi?
Wait a minute
By Sock_Puppet
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 9:26pm
Was the kimchi buried in the hole?
Yes.
By Rob
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 9:57pm
Yes.
That is one way of making kimchi, right?
Seal the ingredients in an earthenware jar or jug and bury it for a while to ferment - or am I mixing up with some other culture/dish?
Pretty sure that joke went
By Muerl
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 9:11am
Pretty sure that joke went over everyone's heads.
You are right, though I also recall people making Sauerkraut that way as well. My dad mentioned once his German grandmother would ferment it in the basement rather than bury it, but that others would bury it.
The hole looks a bit small for a dutch oven, otherwise I would have thought Bean Hole Supper (which, feels wrong to write with an actual r)
Thank you
By Rob
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 1:43pm
Thank you
Visiting celebrity?
By FakeBostonCharlie
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 4:55pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwLn_His9Yw
Magoo sez
By MisterMagooForYou
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 5:01pm
Sawweee. Magoo had to go poopsies. Magoo.
Real smart. Common sense is
By anon
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 5:46pm
Real smart. Common sense is not too common. How do know that thinking is not required if u can stand next to earth becoming a sink hole when it it especially abutting and ocean?
Think like a gopher
By SwirlyGrrl
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 7:47pm
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NlQiQfC4zQ[/youtube]
What is something that happens...
By Friartuck
Sun, 06/09/2024 - 8:01pm
When you forget to reserve a pickleball court?
Filling a hole with dirt
By anon
Mon, 06/10/2024 - 7:22am
Huh?
There's not an app for that?
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