Noternie reports that by Sunday, the turkey was running low, so his wife went out and bought a 15-pound turkey so they could continue to feast on turkey and stuffing. As of this afternoon, he's downed 14 turkey sandwiches, 2 turkey dinners and a turkey pie. Guess what's for dinner tonight?
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i wonder how tired this guy must be
By rageagainst
Thu, 12/03/2009 - 2:17pm
from all the tryptophan he's been taking in
Tryptophan does not work that way
By UserGoogol
Thu, 12/03/2009 - 3:59pm
Tryptophan does not work that way. Turkey does not actually contain significantly more tryptophan than other meats, and eating large quantities of turkey isn't a particularly efficient way to get tryptophan to the brain. The bigger factor is that when you eat thanksgiving dinner, you're eating a LOT of food, and that in particular aside from the turkey you're eating a lot of carbohydrates, and that is what makes people sleepy. Continually eating turkey sandwiches for days on end doesn't really have the same effect.
I like my cigar, too, but I
By Lanny Budd
Thu, 12/03/2009 - 3:16pm
I like my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.
Bumpasses!
By SwirlyGrrl
Thu, 12/03/2009 - 7:07pm
The neighbor's dogs sweep into the kitchen and it's Chinese food tonight.