Steve Garfield informs us that the "Massachusetts" page on John Kerry's official Senate Web site notes our official state fish is the cod, but actually shows a photo of a salmon.
Use of "haddock," "sole," "harbor," "clam," "scale," "finny" and "crab" in puns related to this news is left as an exercise to the reader.
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Anybody could sea the
By M
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:10am
Anybody could sea the difference between those types of fish.
you missed the opportunity to...
By Brain Dali
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:46am
type it like this:
Anybody COD sea the difference between those types of fish.
Dam! When it comes to
By M
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 11:42am
Dam! When it comes to ocean/fish puns, I have clearly missed the boat.
Kerry Will Get Right On It, I'm Sure
By Suldog
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:08pm
He won't be lox when it comes to smoking out the staffer responsible.
Suldogfish
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Who knows what other capers
By M
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:46pm
Who knows what other capers and hijinks are going on in that office!
No Howie Carr Story
By Anon
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:41am
You won't see a Howie Carr op-ed in the Herald on this topic because his spell-checker will keep changing "hake" to "hack."
Howie Carr is to busy telling
By anon
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 11:09am
Howie Carr is to busy telling the truth about corrupt Mass. Dems to talk about fish.
Howie made all the good progressives cry when he pointed out that Cheryl rhymes-with-fakes Jacques put her girlfriend on the government payroll. Oh, the horror! Howie revealing that lesbians can be corrupt hacks too! So where is Cheryl now? Don't worry - right back on the state payroll. All is well in the world. Time to check the state payroll again.
sucker
By Jimmy
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:05pm
Looks like you're taking Howie's bait, hook line and sinker.
Note: When I call you "sucker", I'm of course refering to remora brachyptera, i.e. the parasite fish known for attaching itself to sharks.
I'm not...
By HeyNonnyNonnyNo...
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 12:59pm
...I think anon is a sucker-type sucker. You know, the gullible type.
BTW, calm down, anon. Howie Carr is NOT god.
But...
By Dave
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:49am
[img]http://progressiveind.com/images/tartar.jpg[/img]
I thought we were getting scrod.
Also wrong name for state flower
By Anon
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 10:52am
The state flower, common name "Mayflower," has an incorrect species name given. It should be Epigaea repens, not Epigaea regens.
not a fluke
By anon
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:56pm
And here we thought that the first mistake was just a fluke.
looks like the real culprit
By anon
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 1:49pm
looks like the real culprit was istockphoto.com :
http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo-3544473-fis...
the have it categorized as a 'cod'
Just for the...
By O-FISH-L
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 4:22pm
Maybe Kerry's people did this just for the halibut?
Or
By pilgrimm
Tue, 09/07/2010 - 5:58pm
they have a CRAPPIE knowledge of fish.