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Today's best lead sentence

And the winner is: Associated Press, as relayed by wbztv.com:

GREENFIELD, N.H - The first weekend of pumpkin flinging season ended abruptly Sunday in Greenfield when one of the operators of a catapault-like device was knocked out in a freak accident.

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That's what happens when you violate the ancient taboo and put the sideshow next to the pumpkin launchers. Durn freaks can't stay out of the pumpkins!

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"Pumpkin tosser."

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