Your mom is so Cambridge you've never met your dad because he lives in JP
Your mother is so Cambridge she thinks "Yo Mama" jokes are about a Chinese cellist
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Your mom is so Cambridge that
By anon
Mon, 04/18/2011 - 3:57pm
Your mom is so Cambridge that she performed a citizen's arrest on Henry Louis Gates Jr. just to prove that America is not post-racist.
Your mom is so Cambridge that she still thinks the Rosenbergs were innocent.
Your mom is so Cambridge that even Chuck Turner though she was a crazy liberal.
Yer mom is so Cambridge
By anon
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:01am
Your mom is so Cambridge she thinks her hair looks good.
Yer mom is so Cambridge...
By anon
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:42am
...that I *would* be doing her, except she's too busy self-publishing poetry about doing her transgendered multicultural undocumented-resident tribal dance instructors.
Your mom is so Cambridge she
By NotWhitey
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 1:08pm
Your mom is so Cambridge she thinks Worcester is in the Midwest.
Your mom is so Cambridge she thinks that hiring an illegal immigrant nanny is sticking it to The Man.
Your mom is so Cambridge she still talks about Joyce Chen's restaurant.
Yo Momma
By pugdaddy
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:37am
Yo momma is so Cambridge that her entire wardrobe is purple.
Yo Momma
By pugdaddy
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:37am
Yo momma is so Cambridge that her entire wardrobe is purple.
Yer Mom
By SwirlyGrrl
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:42pm
... is SOOOO Cambridge, she thinks her Volvo is a low emission vehicle.
... is SOOOO Cambridge, she still remembers getting upset when the food coop got a bourgeous capitalist running dog cash register.
Your Mom..
By anon
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 2:16pm
Your Mom is so Cambridge that she's embarassed that you're the same race as her.
Mums
By John-W
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 9:12pm
yer mom is sooooo Cambridge, her Volvo was traded in for a zipcar account and her Vulva is low emission.
yer mom is sooooo Cambridge, she's a liberal hypocrite whose combined real estate worth, between the house in Agassiz and the summer house on the Cape, is more than most folks in Area 3 will see in two lifetimes.