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Citizen complaint of the day: John Farrell's bar bill

By adamg on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 8:55am

A concerned citizen files this request on Citizens Connect:

"John Farrell is not allowed to buy his own beer in this town ever again!" Please sign this ordinance into law immediately.

"Case noted," the city vaguely replies.

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John Farrell


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Comments

By Seth on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 9:33am.

This is great, but I'll only cosign if Terry Francona has a similar privilege. We're really lucky to have had him, and to now have Farrell!

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By Kaz on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 10:28am.

And if anyone says otherwise, they can catch the next Amtrak to New York.

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By anon on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 1:54pm.

Since this is your citizens connect request, then did you really just reply to yourself?

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By Kaz on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 10:27am.

Oh, right...that's my TV. I was the one who submitted that citizen complaint last night. ;D

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By anon on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 11:09am.

you just so cool! Wish i could hang out on Citizens Connect around 1 am.

Great job wasting the city's time and resources.

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By KellyJMF on Thu, 10/31/2013 - 12:16pm.

If I was stuck working the Citizens Connect work queue, it would make me happy to find something like this in the list I had to triage. Probably took less time for the worker bee to read and update the ticket than it did for your anon cranky-pants self to read this thread and add your whine.

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