Looks like one Wellesley dad will be having a jim-dandy Father's Day, based on his Craigslist ad:
My Kids Suck: Skywalker Trampoline with Enclosure – 17X15 – $350 (Wellesley)
They begged. Pleaded. Told me how they’d use it EVERY day. How our house would become THE place to hang out. We had a hot tub. And a basketball court. And a fire pit. And a hammock. But if we had THIS, well, we’d be rock stars. Plus since I “messed up their lives” by moving them here in middle school, I owed them at least this much. God, dad. ...
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Howie Carr....
By moxie
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 7:06pm
Is that you?
Can't be...
By Brian Riccio
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 7:58pm
The ad doesn't make reference to Whitey at all..
or Mexicans
By bulgingbuick
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 9:13am
or Granny Warren or Marsha Coakley.....zzzzzzzzzzz.
Does....
By okra
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 9:35am
Does anyone listen to / read that knuckle dragger anymore?
Yes
By bulgingbuick
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 2:00pm
Johnny Martorano.
Yes and...
By Brian Riccio
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 6:10pm
every angry white person over the age of 65.
Talk about..
By THE_WIZ
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 8:04pm
Passive aggressive martyristic BS...
Safe to say, the father is not a card carrying member of "man town."
Prob relishes leisure socks and a nice pleat in his slacks....
Sounds like a bunch of stiffs all round.
By Chris Rich
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 9:04pm
One of my favorite kid activities involved playing 'army' and a halfway decent stick would work as an M-14.
Failure to wave dicks and shake tits well is no big deal if you can escape the certain fate of being a cardboard dipshit consumer with your manly man products and your hot chick products.
It's really just posture service.Grow some humanity and get back to me.
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 9:17pm
(Now I know how Joan of Arc felt)
As the flames rose to her Roman nose and her trampoline started to melt!
Oh my god!
By Robert Paulson
Mon, 06/09/2014 - 9:49pm
Tramapoline! Trampopoline!
True that.
By Scratchie
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 9:03am
True that.
His kid's Craigslist ad...
By whyaduck
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 1:42pm
Our Dad is a Dick.
A+
By anon
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 11:02am
A+
At least he realized that posting
By roadman
Tue, 06/10/2014 - 11:22am
"I thought the trampoline was a good idea until I saw my revised insurance bill." instead wouldn't have helped the sale.
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