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Man only swam with the fishes, since they weren't hungry at the time

By adamg on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 7:56pm

The Patriot Ledger reports a Quincy man caused a bit of a splash in court on Friday when he was arraigned on charges of jumping into the central tank at the New England Aquarium.

"Fortunately the sharks had already been fed," Wark said in an email Sunday

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By anon on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 8:11pm.

I wanna be on Shark Tank.

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By THE_WIZ on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 8:25pm.

Were not attracted to the unique oil slick exuded by the Granite City-ite.

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By Lmo on Sun, 07/13/2014 - 9:19pm.

What a weirdo! Swimming with the penguins would have been waaaay more fun!

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By anon on Tue, 07/15/2014 - 3:09pm.

There was a story about the former theater tech advisor at Harvard. He designed the lighting for the penguin exhibit. It was said that as part of the deal, he had permission to swim with the penguins any time he wanted. Cool story, if true.

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By anon on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 6:53am.

Hey Adam I keep getting a pop up prompt for FarmVille while reading this on my phone.

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By anon on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 9:18am.

I keep getting that too...

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By adamg on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 9:38am.

I WILL work on this today. The problem is you guys are getting the desktop version of the site, which calls up Google ads, rather than the mobile version of the site, which does not (the problem is scammers keep buying Google ads aimed at mobile users). What browser are you using?

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By Hyde_Parker on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 10:17am.

What's the URL for the mobile version of the site? My phone doesn't automatically go to it, I don't think.

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By anon on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 2:32pm.

Safari.

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By moxie on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 7:14am.

And the sharks were just showing him professional courtesy....

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By anon on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 8:09am.

For the shakes sake lets hope he doesn't sue them of emotional distress

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By Katie on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 8:25am.

Shouldn't it have read "Unfortunately, the sharks had already been fed..." ??

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By wils001 on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 10:33am.

Not a typo. We don't want the sharks to consume anything that might be contaminated and make them sick.

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By Miss Anne Thrope on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 12:56pm.

that it was fortunate for the sharks.

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By gotdatwmd on Mon, 07/14/2014 - 12:35pm.

Suicidal people should pick this method as a more courteous way than inconveniencing others jumping in front of the T

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