By adamg on Mon., 8/31/2015 - 8:41 am 
Brad Burns spotted some Allston Christmas carolers (and elves handing out fresh fruit from Fresh Format) at Comm. Ave. and Harvard this morning.
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Look! Down there!
By Michael
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 8:45am
It's a shark!
And I Am The Grinch
By BlackKat
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 9:49am
Look, this Allston Christmas thing was amusing when 10 people said it. Now it's just stupid and getting overbearing what with the banners and now this. Those carolers need to be packed into the back of a UHaul truck and left to suffocate by the side of the highway like European migrants.
They'll do it every time...
By anon
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 9:55am
Soon it will get bigger and bigger. There will be an Allston Christmas Parade. It will be televised, first locally, then nationally. And soon a large percentage of the participants will be suburbanites and tourists. It happens every time.
We have a parade.... of
By AllstonHipster
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 11:34am
We have a parade.... of garbage trucks.
Oh relax
By Scratchie
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 10:11am
I'm sure people will lose interest in it in 20 or 30 years.
Uhhhhh....
By TheDeparted
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 10:11am
Is something else going on thats upsetting you?
that was way harsh, Tai.
By Malcolm Tucker
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 10:14am
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By erik g
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 10:27am
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You're a psycho...
By MatthewC
Tue, 09/01/2015 - 4:31pm
You also apparently have zero class. I think the carolers are assholes two, but to call for them to be killed? Fuck off, asshat.
Allston Christmas Carols
By Suldog
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 10:22am
"Go Tell It On North Harvard Street"
"I Saw Three Trash Trucks Driving In (On Christmas Morn, On Christmas Morn)"
"Angels We Have Heard; We're High!"
"Joy To The World! A Microwave!"
"Hark! The Herald Sent A Photographer!"
"Once In Royal Marty's City"
"We Three Kings From Orient Heights"
"Mary, Did You Know There's A Wicked Good Sale At Bob's And You Can Probably Get Something Better Than That Bean Bag Chair With A Cum Stain?"
And so on...
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
All together, now
By erik g
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 10:47am
'Twas the last night of August,
On North Harvard Street
The students were stirring
Tevas on their feet
The traffic was snarled,
Kenmore Square was a mess,
As students with smartphones
Navigated by guess.
And mamma with her vodka
And I with my Coors
Had just settled our brains
For a warm night outdoors
When out on the street
There arose such a scuffle
I sprang from my chair
To go see the kerfuffle
(somebody else is going to have to finish this, I'm in meetings the rest of the day, and couldn't find a verse where I could shoehorn in "plague of bedbugs")
Twelve Days of Allston Christmas
By cybah
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 11:40am
Not mine.. from last year courtesy of user "Judy (not verified)"
12 Plumbers plumbing
Eleven Skypers skyping
Ten words a-bleeping
Nine bands who can't sing
Eight meter maids ticketing
Seven vans a brimming
Six roommates overpaying
Five moldy things
Four falling nerds
Three car dents
Two hurtled stoves
and a Storrowed Truck rental truck from Penske
Somehow
By roadman
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 11:49am
"Five Storrowed Trucks" and "And a Slumlord Palace Condemmed by ISD" seems to work better for me.
Get out your Festivus pole!
By Gary C
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 3:17pm
Get out your Festivus pole!
I'm all for it.
By Benzene
Mon, 08/31/2015 - 3:19pm
Allston Christmas carolers are a perfect welcome. They let the kids know the level of absurdity they've stepped into.
Apparently, these folks are
By acc
Tue, 09/01/2015 - 8:25am
Apparently, these folks are hired pros for the opening of a new grocery store.
https://www.facebook.com/OldeTowneCarolers/posts/1...