Massholes know the importance of personal grooming

On my way up the West Roxbury Parkway this morning, I drove behind a silver Toyota Sienna minivan. The driver must've had serious bedhead, because she was brushing her hair while we headed north.

At Anawan Avenue, she stopped for the light and began using both hands to tame her mane. When the light turned green, she took her foot off the brake, stepped on the gas and started driving forward - while continuing to use both hands on her hair.

When the minivan started veering into the right lane at Belgrade Avenue, she finally put one hand on the wheel.