The naked city: Man charged with two bareback break-ins

Boston Police report arresting a naked man early Saturday on charges he broke into two South End apartments.

The streaker first struck at 4:49 a.m. at 236 W. Newton St., where he kicked in a door but then fled when the newly awoken residents went to see what was going on, police say:

When asked to describe the suspect, the victims stated, "He was naked."

About 90 minutes later, police got a call about a naked wowboy standing on top of a car in West Rutland Square. By the time officers arrived, he was gone, but they heard a house alarm, which led them to an apartment where they found nudie boy standing in a pool of blood, apparently from where he had broken a window with a body part police did not identify:

When asked if it was his birthday, the suspect stated, "No."

Gregory Tangoe, 23, of Boston was then charged with two counts of breaking and entering and two counts of indecent exposure.

Fully dressed until proven naked as a jaybird.