UPDATED, 5:10 p.m.
State Police report a drunken woman, not an ISIS Death Squad Killer, tried opening an exit door on an incoming British Airways jet this afternoon, leading the plane crew to strap her down until the plane could land and she could be taken away to face a little Massachusetts justice in a courtroom at East Boston Municipal Court tomorrow morning.
The Suffolk County DA's office reports Kamila Dolniak, 32, of somewhere in Poland, will get a visit from a bail bondsman at the State Police barracks at Logan Airport, but adds that should she make bail, a trooper would immediately whisk her away to another cell run by the Border Patrol, which already has plans to make sure her stay in America is limited to the East Boston courtroom and a van to take her back to the airport for the next flight back to her homeland.
Innocent, etc.
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Adam, maybe it is a Syrian
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:06pm
Adam, maybe it is a Syrian refugee that Obama paid to have flow to the states? Perhaps she heard the news that MA had no logical reason to take them and decided she wanted to exit the aircraft?
Psych!
By adamg
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:15pm
Nice try, pal, but State Police just reported:
Please edit the title to
By datadyne007
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:52pm
Please edit the title to reflect that it was an exit door. Nothing about the cockpit should be in the title. The irresponsible media ran with the bogus cockpit OMG TERRORISM!!!! story for the past hour without waiting until the official MSP statement.
Done, but ...
By adamg
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:00pm
As much as I enjoy a good MSM thrashing, it was State Police who initially reported the cockpit thing.
Stop watching fox news and
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:03pm
Stop watching fox news and then maybe you won't foam at the mouth every time an incident on a plane happens... I didn't see any news stations reporting terrorism.
Who said anything about Fox
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:31pm
Who said anything about Fox News? CNN webpage is FULL of terrorist related articles BTW.
What? I've never watched a
By datadyne007
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:20pm
What? I've never watched a minute of FOX News. I bleed blue.
Something to actually worry about
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:24pm
Our violent US society arming terrorists: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/1...
Too much Bunker Hill Lager.
By Dave
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:11pm
Too much Bunker Hill Lager.
not what we thought
By cheflette
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:12pm
It was just some drunk dumb-ass trying to open the exit door while in the air. I hate to say it, but I know it happens a lot. However, I can still see the helicopters hovering over Logan from my office window...
she just wanted to be in a cockpit
By Malcolm Tucker
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 2:47pm
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2A194yTWoQ[/youtube]
thanks a lot, lady
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:04pm
Is this part of the reason you can't bring and drink your own nips on a plane?
Quart bag
By ElizaLeila
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:44pm
It's a liquid. IN less than 3.4 oz. Put it/them in your allowed quart baggie and you're good to go.
Quit yer wino-ing.
Source: https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/proh...
I said "and drink"
By OP here
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 6:56pm
Yeah, I know you can bring it carry on...but aren't there FAA regulations against serving it to yourself?
Nope
By ElizaLeila
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 8:57am
At least not from friends who traveled to Myrtle Beach over the summer and to CA just this past weekend.
There are!
By itchy
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 9:00am
But it is easy enough to not get caught.
Maybe she hates those cramped bathrooms
By Markk02474
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:08pm
and wanted to pop a squat outside? Or just got the doors confused - the handicapped stalls have the nice big doors.
She may have had good reasons
By Dave
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:13pm
[img]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/satireknight/i...
She may have had good reasons for trying to get off the plane.
Looks like I picked the wrong
By Elmer Fudd
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:07pm
Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking.
looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue
By Malcolm Tucker
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:54pm
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wnxuLws.gif[/img]
Could you maybe not make a
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:23pm
Could you maybe not make a snide comment in your updates about "ISIS Death Squad Killers" considering what happened last week.. you know, where a group of ISIS Death Squad Killers killed 136 people?
Thanks.
Yes, I'm quite aware of what happened on Friday
By adamg
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 3:40pm
Really, I do keep up with the news.
I'm also quite aware that there are people who see ISIS killers everywhere now, including in groups of desperate refugees who are their victims, and who are quick to demand we bomb millions of people who have nothing to do with ISIS back into the stone age, as evidenced by the comments posted (or attempted to be posted) on every single last story I've posted about memorials to Paris, refugees, etc. That's what I'm reacting to, not the deaths and maimings of innocent people.
You're just the worst, Adam.
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:22pm
You're just the worst, Adam.
I know!
By adamg
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:37pm
I'm worse than ISIS!
nyuk nyuk nyuk
By Malcolm Tucker
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 4:56pm
[img]http://i1080.photobucket.com/albums/j322/cawalkero...
Or maybe some people are
By anon
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 6:09pm
Or maybe some people are truly scared, and would rather you don't make fun of them for that?
Dick.
The word is putz
By adamg
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 6:23pm
Or schmuck. Or schmendrick. Your choice.
or
By Malcolm Tucker
Tue, 11/17/2015 - 10:20pm
dingleberry, buttmunch, Richard Cranium (a.k.a. dickhead)....
Or
By ElizaLeila
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 9:02am
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAD-ky3TYQk&featur...
What? You are scared?
By whyaduck
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 1:29pm
You have your guns, right? No worries there.
So at what point will every
By anon
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 9:34am
So at what point will every news story about crime right down to someone not picking up their dog turds have to include the caveat that it "has no known nexus to terrorism at this time"?
What's up with 4 helicopters
By Bob
Wed, 11/18/2015 - 11:02am
What's up with 4 helicopters hovering over East Boston all fighting for the same news coverage, I saw 1 helicopter very close to another over a densely populated area, and the helicopter noise, felt like scenes from M.A.S.H , hey massport, my house was vibrating from the helicopter noise, where are my soundproof windows that you promised for non politically connected Eastie residents.
No tricks for Kamila
By Markk02474
Fri, 11/20/2015 - 1:54am
This was to be a "working" trip for the woman but only cost her money and trouble.
When a goodwill ambassador victim of unintended Ambien overdose is treated so harshly in Boston, imagine how refugees would get treated.
http://www.bostonherald.com/news/local_coverage/20...
When a Polish woman living in Vienna comes to Boston for sausage, its going to end badly.
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