Georgy Cohen wonders why the turkey crossed Mystic Avenue in Somerville this morning.
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Adorable!
By Elmer
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 12:44pm
Crossing the expressway in
By Turkey Liberati...
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 1:08pm
Crossing the expressway in the giddy
interval between fatal missteps
I trot out over the southbound abyss, bent
under my twenty pounds, hurdling each
yard of air like a fathom of water, steal the two lanes
just like second base and traverse the median,
then the northbound lanes, stealing home,
instinctively trailing my tail now but
intent on anything but the radiator grilles
glittering around me, startled faces whistling past
at fifty
I Love You, TLF Spokesfowl
By anon
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 9:09pm
I do.
I love turkey
By anon
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 10:34pm
Period.
I see the artillery fire was
By DPM
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 2:16pm
I see the artillery fire was ineffective.. Kill it with fire?
Nuke them from orbit
By Neil
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 2:25pm
It's the only way to be sure.
Thanksgiving dinner...
By R Hookup
Tue, 08/30/2016 - 6:38pm
Thanksgiving dinner...
Hopefully not
By anon
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 3:40pm
mystic street pizza
To get to the other side!
By anon
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 6:42pm
You silly goose
Maybe it was commuting
By anon
Wed, 08/31/2016 - 7:10am
I saw a turkey crossing at the same place at about 5 pm yesterday. Maybe this guy has been walking back and forth to work!
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