Wicked Local Brookline reports an Ogden Street resident called 911 after noticing that half a shelf in the garage had been sawed off. Nothing else was taken.
Slurs: Someone on Beacon Street and Summit Avenue reported a white man with a shaved head with a swastika tattoo on it yelling Hitler-related comments to passers-by.
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Somebody needed half a shelf
really bad.
Or ...
Someone is getting a half shelf shy of a full shelf.
TLF crafting a superweapon?
TLF crafting a superweapon?
Wonka's Office 0:53
1/2 shelf
So now, do you think that the shelf is 1/2 present, or 1/2 gone?
I'd Move There
But I don't think I could handle so much excitement.
Yeah
And where would you put 1/2 your knicknacks?
I Can Always Take a Shelfie
You asked for it.
What a shelfish jerk!
What a shelfish jerk!
But the biggest story clearly is....
Meh
It's toss up:
3 teenagers hanging out by a dumpster
Teenagers throwing fruit at cars on Manchester Rd at Naples
Homeless possum living inside a trash can.
Homeless Possum in a Trash Can?
That sounds like a good home for a possum if there ever was one.