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Turkey Liberation Front foiled in bid to liberate some cash

Turkey blocked from entering Somerville bank

JD Dascoli watched as a brave security guard foiled a beakpoint robbery around 12:30 p.m. at the Century Bank on the Fellsway in Somerville.

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If you see one turkey in front of you there are seven behind you. Your vault, sir, is already empty.

Where's this quote from?

Thanks.

If you want to see it "in context," here's the relevant clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKRnEOUxZm0

I was thinking a heist movie...

Brave?

He cowered behind security glass while we privateered the contents of the armored car out back.

Have you issued a manifesto decrying this chemical crime against humanity? Surely you won't share a dinner table with this abomination, right?

....the forgotten Spice Girl

Wells Fargo?

Just open the door.

Squish.

Thanksgiving is coming.

Going to a parade, perhaps?
Hopefully your staff are given the day off so they can enjoy the festivities.