Emma reports some kids set up a lemonade stand this afternoon on Warren Avenue, behind the BCA, where they were selling re-purposed Brisk - for $10 a pop. She did not buy a glass.
It's retro #hipstertax
They have to pay for college and healthcare somehow.
They would have been born to a wealthy family. Duh.
Or they wouldn't have bought all those IPhones.
or two and a half beverages?
With a splash of bottom shelf vodka and a fancy name on the long skinny menu and that's the going rate.
They need to advertise it as organic, non-GMO, vegan, fair trade, locally sourced, free range lemonade. Yuppies love that nonsense.
.....working the word "curated" in there :-D
too.
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It's retro #hipstertax
It's retro #hipstertax
Planning for the future
They have to pay for college and healthcare somehow.
If they cared about healthcare
They would have been born to a wealthy family. Duh.
Or they wouldn't have bought
Or they wouldn't have bought all those IPhones.
it's one beverage..
not two beverages?
or two and a half beverages?
or two and a half beverages?
Serve it in a martini glass
With a splash of bottom shelf vodka and a fancy name on the long skinny menu and that's the going rate.
Just need better marketing
They need to advertise it as organic, non-GMO, vegan, fair trade, locally sourced, free range lemonade. Yuppies love that nonsense.
You left out...
.....working the word "curated" in there :-D
"Artisianal"
too.