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Cambridge city councilor can't decide which is worse: Turkeys or cute, fluffy little bunnies
By adamg on Fri, 09/22/2017 - 10:55am
Wicked Local Cambridge reports Cambridge city councilors are talking tough on turkeys, demanding the city do something about the beaked menace. One counselor, though, says bunnies are just as bad. Another counselor accused one turkey of specifically waiting for him outside a meeting to do God knows what to him.
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The Real Menace...
Is Canadian Geese. I'll take tyrannical turkeys and bad news bunnies over these fiendish fowl.
Going to be that guy: it's
Going to be that guy: it's Canada geese, not Canadian geese.
Kicking myself
for not being the one to catch that, it's one of my pet peeves.
Don't forget
Don't forget to call your wheat corn!
Canada Geese
From Canadia?
Right
Because we all still speak Latin, right down to the very last America person
Never forget
Semper ubi sub ubi.
Um, what's Latin got to do with anything here?
Semper ubi . . .
Geez, that one took me a good thirty seconds.
--gpm
Er, ah - you missing the gag
Er, ah - you missing the gag of how to spin the geese problem into one of providing sanctuary to undocumented aliens. Just imagine how flaming would be that thread ...
Sounds like at least one person
has watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail one too many times.
I read in Breitbart that slight winged oligarchs were
busing animals down from New Hampshire in order to harass Cantabrigians attempting to garden or dog walk.
Was that
An attempt at being funny?
For a supposed sanctuary city
For a supposed sanctuary city, and home to a prominent Native American Senator, Cambridge has no respect for natives whom wish to have our cultural traditions respected and live peaceably in our ancestral homeland.
END THE COLONIAL OCCUPATION OF CAMBRIDGE!
FREE GREATER BROOKLINE!
FIGHT HUMAN SUPREMACISTS!
RESPECT THE INDIGENOUS POPULATIONS!
#FREEBIRDS
#TAKEITBACK
I've been waiting for this
I've been waiting for this comment.
Well,
They can't say they weren't warned.
We wanted to talk. But the
We wanted to talk. But the counselor thought that was for the birds.
Let me guess.... you wanted
Let me guess.... you wanted to talk "turkey" and wished to pick a bone with them, but when asked for a large serving of cranberry couldn't pass the gravy, and the councilor told you to get stuffed?
I the words of Jefferson in his initial draft of the
Declaration of Independence and I quote "Because I'm free as a bird now and this bird you can not change". Birds of a feather seek independence together.
One minor thing
In the body of your writeup, you've spelled councilor once properly, twice improperly (as opposed to wrong, as there are other kinds of counselors.)
Perhaps
There was a counselor at the council meeting providing counsel to the councilors.
A day later, no change
So you were probably right.
Good line, too.
What Councillor Kelley is actually thinking
I admit I was kind of bemused to see one hopping around down by the NERD a couple of nights ago.