Chuck Turner seeks to limit First Amendment

Because it's fairly boring:

In middle school, we moved around a lot (ah, the wonders of a messy divorce) and none of the schools trusted the records from the other ones, so I kept getting put in the vocational track, which meant I got to take lots of shop classes (I took wood shop twice, and sucked at it both times, don't ever let me near a plane if you need a level side of something; also, it's truly sad the kidlet will never get to experience the joy that is print shop) and typing. Over and over again. So I got fairly good at it, despite myself, except for numbers, which I never figured out how to type without looking at the keyboard. And since I started in a middle school and, finally, ended up in a junior high school, I'm one of the few people to actually complete four years in a school between elementary and high school. That might explain some things (fortunately, by the last year of JHS, I learned the way to stop getting bullied was to convince the biggest, meanest SOB in the school, the one who eventually got sent away for punching the dean of boys in the eye, was that I was even crazier than he was and would not hesitate to throw a chair at him if need be, which fortunately I never had to actually do).