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Brush your teeth before you go to the airport

And if you're the least bit eccentric, for God's sake, take Greyhound. Also note: Ban on liquids hits Vermont where it lives - maple syrup.

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Local bloggers react to the day's news:

Bruce: Show of hands, who feels safer now?

Now, because we've enslaved ourselves to never-before-seen levels of political correctness in this country, I'm expected to check a $2,000 laptop in my luggage, deprive my kids of their sippy cups and juice boxes, and am now forbidden from bringing on board the Dunkin' Donuts coffee I just purchased in the "secure" area of the terminal.

Who needs terrorists? The war is already over.

We didn't win.

Spatch looks on the bright side:

... Just think of all the free shampoo, mouthwash, and hand lotion you could be picking up at the airport today!

Spatch should go cheer up Jason, who just bought tickets for a trip to London:

... Nothing like a little threat of horrific death to spice up that vacation.

Sandouri Dean Bey throws the news in his anxiety closet, along with Big Dig bolts and global warming:

Fuck it, I'm going to the beach this weekend.

Sabine can't believe that toothpaste is now a threat to national security:

... What of all the perfume, makeup and alcoholic beverages travelers might purchase at a duty-free shop in the airport or inflight? Does this render the duty-free industry dead? Either way, I'm still going to be angry when the airlines lose my luggage and I can't brush my teeth or call my mom.

Amy says the most depressing part of the news is Michael Chertoff saying "every day is Sept. 12 for us," because she remembers Sept. 12 very well - she spent a good part of it at a memorial at the Majestic Theatre:

... The entire Majestic was full of nervous college kids looking for some kind of relief. I don't want to spend the rest of my life as afraid and confused about America's place in the world as I did on September 12, and I certainly don't want the US government feeling that way. We need to shift our viewpoint from foiling terrorists before they can execute a plan to making a stable environment in the mideast so there will be fewer terrorists in the long run. ...

David Stephenson learns not to rely on government e-mail for urgent information:

Ummmm, the new TSA tagline is "TSA ... VIGILANT, EFFECTIVE, EFFICIENT" --- so why did it take them a full 6 hours (10:01 AM) after the Alert Level was raised to send out the email alerting those of us who'd signed up for their alert service? ...

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You pretty much wrapped it up, brush your teeth before going, things have changed forever....

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Or at least until we stop electing Republican presidents. I'm still not sure this alleged plot is for real.

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Scotland Yard invents phony terror threats because a Republican is in the White House.

Has someone been drinking the Kos Kool-Aid?

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ronald, those type comments are what makes people discredit everything else the far left has to say RE bush, the war, etc. you seem like a reasonably intelligent person - do you really think the London Police, Scotland Yard, M15 (or whatever its called) would all create a fake terror plot to help Bush's poll numbers? or do you think they have an anti-toothpaste agenda? the brits arent known for their teeth care. either way, you are making yourself look silly.

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I'm flying from the SF Bay Area to Boston in 8 days, so my brain has been working at a feverish pace upon this question. So far it has spit forth two ideas:

1. squeeze a blob of toothpaste into a ziplock bag and put that in my carry-on bag; or, because even that might alarm the paranoid security Menschen

2. buy a travel toothbrush already impregnated with toothpaste (apparently these exist)

I'm shooting for option 2.

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3. Once you land, stop at the nearest CVS and buy a new tube of toothpaste. Maybe a "travel size" tube. That's what I'd do.

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Since you clearly know ahead of time that you won't be able to take liquids in your carry-on, you could plan to check a bag with anything that's on the prohibited/questionable list? The regulations may be stupid and inconvenient, but you definitely know about them ahead of time and can plan to deal with them.

Not directed at you Jane, but did y'all see all the crap in the papers about "the bastards made me dump my expensive cologne?" All reports from people who were at the airport say that they were letting people send bags back to be checked, so no, they didn't "make" you dump your cologne. You chose to victim-play rather than check your freakin cologne.

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Some poeple may have carried the cologne in a bag that isn't suitable for checking as baggage, such as a purse.

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