Frankly, I am appalled. Where so we draw the line? If we allow bloggers to marry one another, why don’t we just allow people to marry their dogs! Good luck with that whole “marriage†thing, Eeka!
Adam, I am tired of you and your ilk shoving your blogger agenda down our throats!
Tblade, I have to say I'm with you there. I mean, I was cool with the whole blogger marriage thing and all, since, you know, I planned to marry a blogger. But then I found out that not only are they allowing blogger marriages, but they're requiring them. In fact, when we went to pick up our license, I saw that you're being required to marry Carpundit and Adam is being required to marry T-Rage. I wish y'all well and everything, but maaaaannn...
If we put children in to a two blogger home, how will they ever learn about "traditional" media values? This makes a mockery out of the institution of print journalism!
Thanks for kind words, I am glad I made people laugh. I have an idea for a bumper sticker to rage against the influx of hot, blogger-on-blogger action; unfortunately, it's not that catchy and most people wouldn't get it:
"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam (Gaffin) and Steve (Garfield)."
I'll put that gem out in the public domain for anyone who wants it. Anyone...Anyone...
Your right, it wasn't that funny. Screw it - I am going to browse some conservative blogs and steal some recycled Ted Kennedy/Chappaquidick jokes.
Good night everybody! Enjoy The Steve Miller Band.
Will these forced marriages be private ceremomies, or will this be one big UH mass wedding, a la the Moonies? Also, Adam does write for the Globe and Mike writes for the Metro - if they were to marry, would these outside columns be considered infidelity? Would this be grounds for divorce and would T-Rage be entitled to half of the UH empire? Or do you think Adam and Mike would have one of those progresive "open" marriages where they could participate in other media?
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The Blogger Agenda
Frankly, I am appalled. Where so we draw the line? If we allow bloggers to marry one another, why don’t we just allow people to marry their dogs! Good luck with that whole “marriage†thing, Eeka!
Adam, I am tired of you and your ilk shoving your blogger agenda down our throats!
Give bloggers an inch...
Tblade, I have to say I'm with you there. I mean, I was cool with the whole blogger marriage thing and all, since, you know, I planned to marry a blogger. But then I found out that not only are they allowing blogger marriages, but they're requiring them. In fact, when we went to pick up our license, I saw that you're being required to marry Carpundit and Adam is being required to marry T-Rage. I wish y'all well and everything, but maaaaannn...
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Narcissism
Given that my blog is one big vanity project, I suppose I should be marrying myself.
Congratulations again!
And think of the kids!
If we put children in to a two blogger home, how will they ever learn about "traditional" media values? This makes a mockery out of the institution of print journalism!
Hilarious
All of these responses are fab, but yours takes the prize!
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Fantastic!
First, congrats to the happy couple. Second, oh my dear God, I wish this would fit on a bumper sticker!
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Bumper Sticker
Thanks for kind words, I am glad I made people laugh. I have an idea for a bumper sticker to rage against the influx of hot, blogger-on-blogger action; unfortunately, it's not that catchy and most people wouldn't get it:
"God created Adam and Eve, not Adam (Gaffin) and Steve (Garfield)."
I'll put that gem out in the public domain for anyone who wants it. Anyone...Anyone...
Your right, it wasn't that funny. Screw it - I am going to browse some conservative blogs and steal some recycled Ted Kennedy/Chappaquidick jokes.
Good night everybody! Enjoy The Steve Miller Band.
Questions?
Will these forced marriages be private ceremomies, or will this be one big UH mass wedding, a la the Moonies? Also, Adam does write for the Globe and Mike writes for the Metro - if they were to marry, would these outside columns be considered infidelity? Would this be grounds for divorce and would T-Rage be entitled to half of the UH empire? Or do you think Adam and Mike would have one of those progresive "open" marriages where they could participate in other media?
Mazel tov!
It was inevitable ...
Obviously, the terrorists have won.
i was gonna post a simple congrats but....
i'm laughing too hard.
i should know to expect feedback such as this from the u-hub consitutents.
thanks for an awesome laugh after a long day at work you guys.
Well, that explains it
It's been awfully quiet in Smootville. I was beginning to worry.
Mazel Tov! I wish for you a marriage joyous, prosperous, and long.
CP