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A tip for the ladies
By adamg on Sun, 12/02/2018 - 1:39pm
Ladies if he
• is always running late
• is never available on the weekends with no warning
• is screaming at you with unintelligible garble from a loud speaker
• is literally on fire right now
He's not your man. He's the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority.— Collin Gately (@CollinGately) November 27, 2018
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Spare your love, buy me diamonds
Frankly, If my man doesn't come into the station on time, every time, it's time to find a new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVXaszVy8QE
#soulcycle
#financialsamurai
#NOLOWSTANDARDSFORME
Wtf is this?
Wtf is this?
A JOKE
A JOKE
Ha.
Ha.
BUT SHE CAN CHANGE/FIX HIM!
BUT SHE CAN CHANGE/FIX HIM!
She loves bad boys!
Stand by your MBTA
Because when you ride him you know he has lied about taking precautions for your safety.
And he always apologizes
for the "inconvenience", but then just goes and does it again.
Classic abuser, that.
At least
he never comes early
Just Remember...
There's another one directly behind him.
has trouble communicating
"signal issues"