By adamg on Wed., 7/3/2019 - 10:07 am 
A concerned citizen files a 311 complaint about the bottle that's been sitting on Comm Ave. at Strathmore Road in Brighton for three weeks now:
This weird bottle of unknown content has been sitting on the curb and changing colors for like 3 weeks. I'd pick it up and throw it out but I have no idea what it contains and it's nasty.
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Pandora's jug
By Cranky
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 10:15am
For the love of god, don't open it!
My 2 cents
By Gary C
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 10:59am
It's either used paint thinner or barf. In either case, not opening it is wonderful advice.
Not barf
By anon
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 12:21pm
I doubt somebody could direct their stream of barf into the narrow opening of that bottle.
That bottle is sort of white
By StillFromDorchester
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 10:23am
So the city will let it leave the area on it's own recognizance.
It is now as tender as your feels!
By SwirlyGrrl
Thu, 07/04/2019 - 11:21am
And ready to explode!
Get this poor man a safe space. He's been TRIGGERED!
Your name isn't Paul Sheehan, is it?
Someone should introduce it
By anon
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 10:53am
Someone should introduce it to the Random Hall Milk.
It took 3 weeks for someone
By anon
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 11:12am
It took 3 weeks for someone to see something and say something. Oy
Just leave it alone, it's
By FakeBostonCharlie
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 11:14am
Just leave it alone, it's about to hatch.
A bottle of white , a bottle of red
By anon
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 12:21pm
A bottle of piss .
Tite Bond iii
By MM
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 12:39pm
Good exterior grade wood glue.
What’s disconcerting
By anon
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 2:03pm
is that the City has not touched this in over 3 weeks. If it wasn’t for 311 the City departments would do practically nothing, BTD tops the lazy list by the amounts of parking violations reported.
and don't forget...
By Lisfnord
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 4:42pm
Mum! Dad! It's evil! Don't touch it!!
That's just a bottle of
By Steeve
Wed, 07/03/2019 - 5:54pm
That's just a bottle of jenkem.
I can't quite tell the size for scale
By AP
Thu, 07/04/2019 - 12:02pm
But it looks like the jug from Costco-brand maple syrup, with the label peeled off.
https://www.costco.com/Kirkland-Signature-Organic-...
Posts like this make me nostalgic for the six years I lived in A-B.
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