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Jamaica Plain turkeys establish border crossing on Boylston Street
By adamg on Wed, 04/15/2020 - 12:19pm
Neema Avashia reports the sentries are taking no guff - and don't hesitate to turn away taxis they don't like the looks of:
Turkey-Taxi stand-off on Boylston St. @universalhub pic.twitter.com/5XhILF9nMI
— Neema Avashia (@AvashiaNeema) April 15, 2020
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Hmmm
I'm with the turkey on this one.
Just keep moving forward.
Just keep moving forward. They aren't stupid and will move.
Yup
They may be descended from dinosaurs, but they aren't dinosaurs.
They are, actually
Turkeys, and all birds, are specialized theropod dinosarus, relatives of Tyrannosaurus.
We will endeavor to enforce a
We will endeavor to enforce a quarantine throughout Greater Brookline until all occupying colonial usurpers swiftly and unconditionally surrender or the wretched Wuhanian plague passes into obscurity.
The rafter knows well for whom the Bell tolls and it shall not be for us!
Bell is safe
Damn
That turned out to be a big pic.
How do you say...
"Yes, of course, my papers are in order"?