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They could sure go for a tall, frosty one right about now
By adamg on Sat, 04/18/2020 - 2:26pm
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Melted
Yet? I bet.
That's what happens
when you don't social distance.
NOT SOCIAL DISTANCING PROPERLY!
LESS THAN ONE ALLIGATOR APART!
(What would be the New England equivalent of a one alligator unit?)
Smoots, of course!
But what's the conversion factor between reptiles and MIT freshmen?
Not my original thought, but...
Six Boston Terriers
wrong link
Adam - the link goes to a completely unrelated (albeit sad and important) Twitter thread by a Denver Post reporter who just got laid off.
Sorry, and thanks
Link fixed (for anybody interested in the reporter laid off while out in the field, her story is here).
"Children just aren't going to know what snow is" -- March 2000
Yeah
Come to think of it, there really wasn't much snow this year at all. This was one of the few storms since mid December and it's already gone.
A hundred years from now children might not know what food is.
But you just keep being you.
Remember when it only snowed
Remember when it only snowed a few times this winter? Boston got less than half of the average snowfall total this year, snowflake. You own yourself so consistently it’s almost impressive.
You know there will be children in the future, right?
Well, actually...that might be a bit of a reach for your scientific knowledge, I guess.
Like most conservatives, Fish
Like most conservatives, Fish is afraid of science. He thinks children are delivered by storks. No contact delivery these days. He is ok with those children having to clean up his pollution because he is a selfish brat.