Gary Zerola, the former assistant DA who is not a convicted sex offender, is scheduled to go on trial tomorrow on charges he slugged a Boston cop who told him to stop peeing in public after a Celtics game. Should I cover this, or find better ways to occupy my time?
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Definitely cover it. I
By anon
Tue, 03/31/2009 - 10:50pm
Definitely cover it. I certainly can't think of a better use of your time.
You'd think
By Sock_Puppet
Wed, 04/01/2009 - 5:23am
That jerk could learn to keep his dick in his pants...
oh, do it, do it!
By Harris
Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:21am
Far be it for me to tell you what to do with your time, seeing as I don't sign any of your paychecks, but I can't get enough Gary Zerola.
I thought about it long and hard
By adamg
Wed, 04/01/2009 - 9:25am
Well, I thought about it, and decided to just wait for the inevitable press release from the Suffolk County DA's office, so I can work on some thing that will more immediately result in some income (oh, damn, speaking of which, I need to call the Division of Making You Wait on the Phone Because You Made Money the Week Before and So You Have to Reopen Your Claim ...).
perhaps someone from the DA
By aging cynic
Wed, 04/01/2009 - 11:43am
can word it in such a way as to heap ridicule upon Gary the Z? (I'm sure they can somehow get genital herpes or "stunted growth" into the press release...)
Zerola ...
By SwirlyGrrl
Wed, 04/01/2009 - 12:06pm
It sounds like a virus, it really does.
Herpes Zerola ... or, maybe, Varicella Zerola (or is that his sister?). It kinda rhymes with ebola.
Maybe the poor guy is just a J Giles fan with too literal a mind.
Zerola's side of the story
By adamg
Thu, 04/02/2009 - 7:53am
He says he wasn't urinating in public, he was hunched over counting his money to see if he had enough money for a cab ride home. See, cabbies! None of this would have happened if you'd only been taking credit cards.