Of course: Chris Sale tests positive for Covid-19

Old enough to remember when baseball scribes would wax gloriously about the intangibles, the locker room leadership and the team player atmosphere that emanated from every sweaty pore these guys possessed yet here we are with nary a mention of them failing a very basic IQ test.

Knowing how cheap ballplayers are, someone should've told them that it was just free for them, not the general public. That might've spurred at least some of them into getting the vaccine.