Lauren Beckham Falcone reviews a book about "the happiest place on earth" by a "Disney addict" and reveals that she knows more drug slang than the average Mouseketeer. Perhaps that explains why it's so happy, though her references call up some pretty unhappy situations...
http://bostonherald.com/entertainment/travel/view.bg?articleid=1175178
the author has "a monkey on his back"
he has been "mainlining the magic"
his book is "a guide to tweaking out"
"The first hit that led to years of dependence"
the author has "spent his days jonesing"
Wow, there's even a place at Disney called the Crystal Palace and she goes out of her way to mention it
Falcone also tosses "trips' around but that can be read two ways, so I can't really count it
This writing is as fucking tasteless as the phrase "fucking tasteless."
Lauren, whatever problems you are trying to telegraph through this writing, help is available. Get some. We're behind you!
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Comments
Lemme guess.
By Spatch
Fri, 05/29/2009 - 8:40am
You're the guy who goes around editing Wikipedia articles to explain all the jokes, aren't you?
No.
By zbert
Fri, 05/29/2009 - 9:09am
Sorry i was wrecked on oxy when I wrote that.