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The future's not so bright for pair who had to steal shades, police say


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The choice is up to you, 'cause they come in two classes,
rhinestone shades or cheap sunglasses.

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They forgot to get the pairs with the glass so dark, no one else would even know their names.

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They were framed!

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That’s about 20 pairs, probably even less if they were more designerthan my polarized RayBans.

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Just curious, I figured only older types would get it, like 50+.

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42. Got it.

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I hated that song in the 80s. It was so, uh, EIGHTIES. THAT'S what "yuppies" were all about. I see that some people still use that dated phrase today, but yuppies were of a time.

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Dukakis referenced the song after he was re-elected governor in 1986.

And still lives by it:

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Actual wholesale value... $500. Maybe less.

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I wear my sunglasses at night so it makes sense they were probably boosted in the afternoon. How delightful.

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they're putting the band back together.

Hit it.

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