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Everybody waits for Chris
By adamg on Wed, 03/30/2022 - 2:32pm
Danny walked over to the Ritz around 2 p.m. to see the paparazzi hoping Chris Rock will come out before his show at the Wilbur Theatre tonight.
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I've heard enough about Chris Rock
I'm more concerned about the two unprovoked assaults on our streets in the past 2 days than Chris Rock, neither covered by the Hub so far. A channel 4 news crew with a Cambridge City counselor were assaulted yesterday on camera by mentally unstable homeless person in Central Square and today a Dad touring Northeastern looking at colleges with his wife and daughter was slashed in the head with boxcutter on Huntington by a man screaming incoherently at them. New York has a problem with mentally unstable people pushing strangers into oncoming subway trains. We have subways here, so maybe something needs to be done before someone gets killed.
Has either person been arrested or arraigned yet?
If not, what the (expletive) would you like for Gaffin to tell us beyond what you just said?
Based on your reporting, the news crew is not injured, and as for the guy who got stabbed, I completely expect that he'll report on his condition sooner rather than later.
Please tell me this isn't why
Please tell me this isn't why a helicopter has been hovering overhead for the past 2 hours.
Does it belong to NBC 10?
Because I recall Papa Peacock doing a lot of chest thumping about Earth Hour years ago. I sure hope that's an electric chopper if they have one.
Question for the assembled masses
Does anyone know what the hell Will is talking about?
Forget it - he's rolling
nm
Was it over when Will Smith punched Chris Rock?
Hell no!
If you've been a longtime UHub reader,
you know that even Will has no idea with the hell he's talking about. EXPLETIVE!
You irascible bastard
Take good care of this place after I leave.
Perhaps they are hoping
that they can have their spouses insulted too.
chris rock
i’d love to know what that first line is going to be tonight. three days to think about it so i hope it’s good. definitely going to be something in there about a fresh prince.
(adam, is that an everybody hates chris pun? good one.)
what did the five fingers say to the face ?
slap !
Magoo sez
Magoo is at the show. It. Is. So. Good. F. U. L. L. S. T. O. P. Magoo.
Hmm....
So you've skirted the "cell phone free event" restrictions?
Magoo left his cell phone at
Magoo left his cell phone at home and is posting from his Osborne 1.
Yeah...
...you're a liar.
Everyone wants to see
a train wreck.