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The We're-all-going-to-die pool, Boston edition

I spotted a fly this morning. It was a sickly fly, wandering around down there on the floor of the men's room - when I moved my foot right next to it, all it did was try to crawl away, not fly away. But, of course, it got me to thinking. First - we never see flies in the winter. Second, how long before somebody in the local media puts 2 and 2 together and gets DEATH FROM ABOVE, i.e., a story about how our current un-winter means we're all going to die this summer from West Nile Virus/Eastern Equine Encephalitis/Lyme Disease/salmonella/something?

So ...

Let's have a pool: Reply to this post (or send me e-mail) with the date on which you think we'll see the first story in the local media linking the present weather to some horrible disease we all have to worry about this summer. For extra fun, note which media outlet you think will "break" the story.

Whoever guesses the right date will get a plush e. coli bacterium, from the batch I just ordered (click on the little guy to the right for more info). Guess the right date and the right media outlet and you'll get two.

All entries must be posted by 11:59 p.m., EDT, Jan. 15. All decisions of the judges are final. Results will be available for inspection on this site. Media outlets must not use this post as an inspiration for this story until at least Jan. 16 - otherwise, what am I going to do with three plush e. coli bacteria that my wife will think I'm insane for buying?

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  • Feb 2nd
  • Boston Herald

Oooohh...and I hope they also try to lay the blame with Al Gore and Deval Patrick!

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March 11th, Channel 7. I may be off on the date, but I'll take 7 to the bank.

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I wanted to go with 7, but my gut said the Herald and then picked up by 7 news. I'm surprised no one has chimed in with Fox 25. There are so many good 'bad' news outlets in Boston (and good outlets that have a soft spot for sensationalism) that out of shear probability people should be chiming in with a diversity of picks.

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Awesome.

I vote Friday, January 12, channel 7, 6pm Newscast, Matt Lorch or Dan Hausle reporting.

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Tuesday, March 20. Channel: 7. Reason: With the increasing warm temperatures, that crazy algae that was growing in the Charles last year HYPEREVOLVED into Community-Boat-eating BOSTON SLIME MONSTERS OF DOOM, threatening the ever-popular Pops concert on the Esplanade on July 4.

Keith Lockhart will be quoted thusly: "AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

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I'm betting channel 7 on Jan. 15 (the weekend is supposed to be warm). I think we should have to bet on what reporter will have the exclusive and shocking and breaking and up-to-the-minute news.

If we do, my bet's with Dan Hausle in a vest...

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A loudly patterned vest at that.

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