Man's best friend can get the job done.
They are trained to smell other items: explosives, guns, drugs, human scent.... so why not just hire some dogs to sniff around like they do naturally.
It would not take much to train them to track down the stench of fresh or stale urine.
There is a Transit Police hub at the station. If it takes 40 minutes to rescue a passenger stuck in an elevator that reeks of urine how long would it take for them to respond if you were getting robbed or groped?
An MBTA spokesman said the elevators are performing better than they have for years, and Governor Baker has scheduled a ribbon-cutting and photo-op for when the new elevator opens next week, so I really fail to see what this guy is complaining about
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oh that poor man
oh that poor man. I hope.. HOPE no one had urinated in it recently.
I'm not kidding folks, some of these elevators literally smell worse than a port-a-toilet at Burning Man sometimes.
Do you have a list of
Do you have a list of locations that don't pass your smell test?
Hey MBTA
Take the hint and open more public restrooms in stations!
Access to restrooms should be considered an ADA stipulation.
Apparently the pee-bots aren't doing their job...
https://www.mbta.com/projects/urine-detection-elevators-pilot
HIRE U-RINE K-9s
Man's best friend can get the job done.
They are trained to smell other items: explosives, guns, drugs, human scent.... so why not just hire some dogs to sniff around like they do naturally.
It would not take much to train them to track down the stench of fresh or stale urine.
HIRE U-RINE K-9s
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Orange Line Elevator
stuck between floors while I’m goin’ down
Orange Line Elevator
Holdin’ my breath ‘til I hit the grouuund
Roxbury Crossing police station
There is a Transit Police hub at the station. If it takes 40 minutes to rescue a passenger stuck in an elevator that reeks of urine how long would it take for them to respond if you were getting robbed or groped?
It's OK
An MBTA spokesman said the elevators are performing better than they have for years, and Governor Baker has scheduled a ribbon-cutting and photo-op for when the new elevator opens next week, so I really fail to see what this guy is complaining about
My elevator was working fine,
My elevator was working fine, but we were stuck behind his.
15 - FIFTEEN MINUTES
If I was stuck in an elevator, (which has not happened yet.)
I would wait 15 - FIFTEEN MINUTES!,
I would be calling on God first, then call 911!!
Wut?
Wut?
Isn't there a joke about this?
Man gets to the pearly gates, is like, bruh, I prayed and you didn't listen, and god is like, whatever, I sent you two transit cops and some EMTs.