A roving UHub correspondent reports spotting a man stripped down to his birthday suit at Malibu Beach, the better to soak in all the sun's rays as he lay on the sand completely dishabille and sunny side, um, front side, up.
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Sunscreen
By SwirlyGrrl
Sun, 08/13/2023 - 11:14pm
Very important!
Please tell us
By Iwuzzn'tthere
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 5:50am
that he applied the sunscreen from a spray can.
No pics...
By dd808
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 6:51am
... It never happened.
I have pics
By adamg
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 7:09am
Well, one pic and a short video, but didn't post them because some things are best left to the imagination (plus, they were taken from a distance so aren't the best shots).
UHub After Dark
By Plen-T-Pak
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 10:58pm
Your redundant local nudes source for nudes
Nothing to see here folks,
By anon
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 7:02am
Nothing to see here folks, move along.
The Curley Recreation Center
By anon
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 7:03am
Adjacent to Malibu beach built with long fences was known for nude bathing on the mens side of the bathhouse. A favorite spot for crooks and cops to play handball and take a stroll along the sandy beach without fear that anyone was wearing a wire to record their conversations.
Interesting!
By adamg
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 7:10am
But the Curley center isn't next to Malibu. M Street or even Carson, though ...
Shouldn't that be the "Short and Curley Recreation Center"?
By GeeJimmy
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:27am
n/t
The short and curlies ….
By Lee
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:25pm
…. actually does not mean public hair.
In your world
By SwirlyGrrl
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:53pm
Hang out with an Australian surfer dude and you might get a different definition.
It’s an English expression from England.
By Lee
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:59pm
Down under they speak the language of Oz in their own special way.
The L Street bathouse
By Curley Q
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 9:26am
is located between Carson beach and M street beach.
I'll defer to David Niven,
By anon
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 7:07am
I'll defer to David Niven, Niven, after having a bit of a chuckle and maintaining a truly ungodly amount of composure as the orchestra plays on cue and then abruptly stops, tells the crowd: "Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen... But isn't it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?"
déshabillé
By Turalura Lipschitz
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:09am
je vous en prie
Short Order
By cybah
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:19am
A Sausage, Two Eggs, Sunny Side Up.. coming right up..
Who cares?
By anon
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 9:19am
There might be something wrong with you when you first reaction upon spotting a nude beach goer is to turn it into a "news" story.
Commonplace in many (most?) parts of the world. Maybe reach outside your insulated, Puritanical bubble.
Thanks for checking in from St. Tropez
By adamg
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 1:37pm
I always appreciate hearing from foreign visitors. Here in Boston, though, this is unusual.
But if you're so blase (oops, pardon my French for leaving out the accent mark) about it, why did you take the time to complain about our local mores?
So it was you!!!
By Lee
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:39pm
Now we know.
if you really believed what you're saying
By scollaysq
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 9:01pm
You wouldn't be hiding behind "anon' and handing out unnecessary insults.
he was squirrel hunting
By anon
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 9:57am
How do you catch a squirrel?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.
(an old favorite for Dot Cub Scouts to attempt to tell when Bozo was at WHDH 5 on Morrissey)
Are there also tents at Malibu beach?
By cinnamngrl
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 11:10am
There was a post about this on Next Door over the past few days. It looks like the discussion was removed.
Honestly, good on him.
By Tim Mc.
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 11:59am
People are too uptight, and skinny dipping is fun.
(Relatedly, I recently learned that something like 75% of states allow women to go topless in public. MA, oddly enough, is one of the exceptions.)
Saturday evening I was strolling the beach on Peddocks Island.
By Lee
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 8:37pm
It was hot and I was far enough away from folks in Crab Alley or on their boats to strip down to my skivvies or nothing at all and no one would likely have had good enough eyesight to see.
But I didn’t.
Though I’ve done this so many times in so many other places, some strange Puritanical hesitation stopped me. The Boston skyline was reminding me of where I was.
All of the observation decks
By Rob
Mon, 08/14/2023 - 11:17pm
All of the observation decks in the city have been closed for years now, so there isn't a coin-op telescope in position to see you.
Actually, the Prudential Center
By GoSoxGo
Tue, 08/15/2023 - 1:39pm
has a new observation deck open now.
https://viewboston.com/
I wonder ….
By Lee
Fri, 08/18/2023 - 2:36pm
… if I’d be worth a quarter.
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