Guy wants to row a giant pumpkin down the Charles River, but the 1,000-lb. pumpkin he's apparently procured for his Oct. 14 orange ride is just too large to get from the truck to the river without a forklift, so now he's hoping some kind soul with a forklift to spare will help him out in his hour of need. No word on what he's doing (done?) with all the pumpkin guts, what he plans to do once he gets to the locks or whether DCR has said OK, but first things first.
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Hmm
By lbb
Mon, 10/02/2023 - 12:24pm
I can't imagine what he plans to do, but I hope he gets that forklift and announces the date and time, because I want to take pictures. Because this is way beyond a bunny with a pancake on its head.
Pumpkin Regatta!
By thegirl
Mon, 10/02/2023 - 12:57pm
Google for the images - hilarious!
There are pumpkin regattas in Maine, Nova Scotia, Germany, and many other spots. It would be so fun if it became a thing here.
Yeah...
By lbb
Mon, 10/02/2023 - 1:03pm
...I think I have to go to this.
A point of clarity please..
By Friartuck
Mon, 10/02/2023 - 12:41pm
Will he be carving this massive pumpkin hollow to sit inside while he rows? If so, that greatly reduces the 1,000 pounds
So he's made a pumpkin boat
By anon
Mon, 10/02/2023 - 12:43pm
So he's made a pumpkin boat out of it? That's cool. But I think it still has to be registered.
I'm fairly sure that's only
By Polybius
Mon, 10/02/2023 - 6:18pm
I'm fairly sure that's only if he carved a mount for a motor.
Source.
I'm nearly positive that
By Unemployed Nort...
Tue, 10/03/2023 - 1:44am
I'm nearly positive that small unpowered craft, like canoes and kayaks, need not be registered.
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