Headline: Shark sightings put Cape on alert.
Story: "Year-round residents aren't fazed."
A real newspaper would hire some gruff, squint-eyed sea captain so the reporter could get into a shark cage and go mano-a-finno with the Great Beast. Surely, two-fisted Herald maritime reporter O'Ryan Johnson isn't scared of a little fish, is he?
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We're going to need a bigger
By Lanny Budd
Sat, 09/05/2009 - 1:07pm
We're going to need a bigger reporter.
Why stop at one?
By neilv
Sat, 09/05/2009 - 2:55pm
Can we pick which reporters to feed-- er, assign to the sharks?